Past Articles
Date: March 31st, 2006 Time: 11:52 am
Place: COW-Wrestling Board
What Happened: It was announced that Las Noticias Persiguen will be
hired to the COW-Wrestling website on a provisional basis.
Date: March 31st, 2006 Time: 2:45 pm
Place: Tijuana Baseball Field
What Happened: An Impromptu face off between The House
of Sexxay and Casa de Drunks happened when they both showed up at a baseball
field. They were supposed to have a softball tournament between one another at
the end of April, according to WhYno. But when they both showed up for a
practice at the same field, they both decided to have the match then and there.
When this was decided the two bars/teams took the field after flipping a coin,
House of Sexxay took to the outfield first, and with Casa de Drunks up they
scored one run.
When House of Sexxay switched places they also scored one run.
By the end of the the ninth with 2 strikes and 2 outs, The House of Sexxay was
down by one point. As WhYno had made two homeruns and a grand-slam in his 6 at
bats. Senor Sexxay is at bat, the pitcher tosses the ball and it pings Sexxay in
the upper thigh, Now House of Sexxay has a Runner on First base, and 2
outs. The next person up to bat quickly gets two strikes, and with the final
toss, STRIKE.
Senor Sexxay and the House of Sexxay Lose this Impromptu Face off between he and
his bar against WhYno and Casa de Drunks. The
Final Score was 20 to 19.
The score between the bars is now: Casa de Drunks 2
House of Sexxay 1
Date: April 1st, 2006 Time: 5:45 am Place:
Casa de Drunks
What Happened: WhYno pulled quite an April Fool's joke on his staff. He
told them that no one could enter the bar, because the bar had been broken into.
The bar was wrapped around with the yellow police tape. And police were swarming
around the building. Apparently WhYno hired them all. And after about 30 Minutes
he had a news crew come up with 5 people all wearing shirts that said..
"April Fools" The staff quite embarrassed and a few pretty angry
laughed it off then went to work. Where it was the talk of the bar the rest of
the day.
Date: April 4th, 2006 Time: 6:45am
Place: Oficinas del Drunks
What Happened: WhYno Officially opened "Oficinas del
Drunks" an office building with an office for his businesses as well. And a
community center. This has been a project in the making for many years according
to WhYno, it just hasnt been finished until recently, because of having to go
through many contractors, and having a few problems with permits and the land..
WhYno finally hired the same people who worked on his arena to finish the
building.
Date: April 15th, 2006 Time: 7:18 pm
Place: Oficinas del Drunks
What Happened: WhYno officially announced that the Fourth Annual
Casa de Drunk Chili Cook Off will happen the entire weekend of June 16th.
Festivities will start early morning on June 16th, and will last throughout the
weekend and the winner of the Chili Cook Off will be named at approximately 8pm
on June 18th.
Date: April 20th, 2006 Time: 1:00 pm Place:
COW-Wrestling.com
What Happened: Issue 7 of F-COW has finally made its way out of the
woodwork, after a long time of working on it, and many different dates
accumulated, Issue 7 has made it to be published.
April 21st, 2006
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