Past Articles
Date: May 25th, 2006 Time: 11 am Place: Danford Arena
What Happened: Bobby Zoolander has been seen in the
company of a very interesting character, claiming to be a personal friend of
Zoolander, this man remains next to Bobby Zoolander and doesnt say too much.
Date: June 8th, 2006 Time: 5:15 am Place:
COW-Wrestling.com Offices
What Happened: Syco Christine Returns to work as webmistress after the
"time off" and the letter explaining the time away. It has been said
that I/she has lost her noggin moreso than before.
Date: June 17-19th, 2006 Time: All Day
Place:
Casa de Drunks
What Happened: The Annual Chili Cook-Off took place at Casa de Drunks,
WhYno did quite well. The even of course hosted by Casa de Drunks featured
guests from all over competing. Last years Runner up (WhYno won, but refused the
prize) Mark Vuscos returned to the competition as well as Senor Sexxay was there
to compete as well as a couple other COW Stars. Frankie Foley showed up to
compete, and then decided to judge instead. And Dangerous Dolphin was also a
judge as well as a House of Sexxay Employee, Josh Duhmass (seriously that is his
last name). There were 7 Judges total. This two day event brought many people
out. A Three Way Tie Resulted at the end of Saturday Night, Causing a
re-cook-off between Senor Sexxay, WhYno and Mark Vuscos on Sunday. It was
another close event, but Senor Sexxay eventually won admitting he used a special
beer mix in his chili.
Senor Sexxay and WhYno consider this part of their Bar-Off, so the score comes
into play here.
WhYno a bit Irate Challenged Sexxay to another challenge, and Sexxay accepted,
in July they will have another challenge, yet to be explained. But WhYno guarantees
it will an event to see.
The score between the bars is now:
Casa de Drunks 2 -- House of Sexxay 3
Date: June 23rd, 2006 Time: 9:15 am
Place: COW-Wrestling.com Offices
What Happened: We have finally figured out what the name of Bobby
Zoolander's now constant companion's name is. His name is Ioxa Myashin,
(pronounced I-ox-uh My-ah-shin) And he is a Life Coach. But he seems to be more
than that to Bobby Zoolander.
Date: June 23rd, 2006 Time: 10:00 am
Place: COW-Wrestling.com Offices
What Happened: The Fourth Inductee into the COW-Wrestling.com Wall
Of Fame has been Announced.
June 23rd, 2006
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