Past Articles
Ok so, I have completely lost track of time, and I deeply
apologize for that. I hadnt realized that it had been so long since I have
written an article! Gees......Anyways, the site has been updated a few times
since my last article. But I have not had the time to write an article.
I have been dealing with an increasingly incompetent staff, Illnesses, and much
more. Not to forget to mention, many other projects. I guess my hands have just
gotten a little full.
In the past month or so there really hasnt been a whole lot of
hullabaloo going on in the world of COW. It has been pretty quiet since LNP was
in the car accident. He has had a close confidant in the Danford Arena, and
there is not much going on there, just the every day goings ons.
COWMissioner Justice, is doing his job, fighting with the
everyday stuff. And dealing with demands of an unruly crowd.
The Russo's are being themselves, and Jason Russo is loosing
more hair (*jab jab*).
And the Wrestlers are all doing their normal everyday
stuff.
There hasnt been any face to faces between WhYno and Senor
Sexxay in a while, Sexxay has been out of town, he was accepted to the
University of Beautiful people. (of course it isnt a real university) but he
hasnt been in Tijuana. So there havent been any conflicts there.
Xtreme has been training and training hopeful wrestlers.
The COW Farm has temporarily closed, because of structural
issues. One of the walls started to buckle. And crumble after what felt like an
earthquake hit the building. It was actually a large truck that was
"driven" into the building.
Bobby Zoolander has been asked to do some endorsement deals. But
his current contract states that without the permission of COWMissioner, he is
not allowed to do anything but basically train. So he doesnt fall out of line
and lose himself again.
Bobby Zoolander said he was going to turn them down regardless, he said he hasnt
felt up to showing his "Fanciness" in a long time. And right now he
just "needs to keep his head in the game" according to Ioxa Myashin.
As the fifth inductee was introduced into the Wall of Fame, a
bunch of controversy erupted as many think this person does not deserve to be
inducted. Let me state now, that this is a serious process that includes a
lot of scrutiny, so, this person was chosen after a long drawn out process. And
we believe he makes the right person to be the fifth inductee.
October 13th, 2006
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