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Well everyone, some good news for you all, El Vaca Azul has decided to leave COW. After this week there will be no more El Vaca Azul. There were a couple of reasons why El Vaca decided to leave COW. One, because of all of the controversy going on surrounding the weird one, and two, because there was a rumor of a lot of lay-offs going around the company, and there was an opportunity for a few people to leave and to be paid for the next six months. El Vaca decided to take it. Dont worry about El Vaca though, he has had several offers from many websites to have him write for them. I can not say El Vaca and his opinions will be missed, but in a strange way maybe he will be.

Trials took place last week for Rico Anderson, Chubba Rae DuDley and  Bobby Zoolander. Rico Anderson has been determined to be a risk to anyone working with or for COW, and has been suspended for 6 months from now, and has been asked to go to a psychiatric facility to get some help. Rico Anderson doesnt understand what all of this is about, he says he has never threatened anyone in COW and hasnt even talked to anyone in COW, besides us in the past month and a half. He thinks COW is trying to conspire to get rid of people they think they dont need.
Chubba Rae DuDley has been allowed to return to the company, come the end of July. His drug tests came back normal and he has been told he can return.
Zoolander on the other hand, has failed yet another test, and has been asked to return to the treatment facility that he was at prior to returning to COW earlier this year. COW told us that they told Zoolander that if he fails yet another test in 4 months he will be fired from COW. Zoolander before he was suspended was a janitor for COW, due to his troubles, before all of this happened he was set to be re-evaluated to return to the "ring" at the beginning of August.

Justice and FaTe passed their drug/alcohol tests. And are still claiming the double tests of them in two weeks was unfair.

Plessy Ferguson and Cluck continue to pursue with their lawsuit against COW. It was pushed back from this last week to two weeks from now.

Do not forget starting the first of July there are several COW contract up for renewal. With the news of the supposed lay-offs that COW is considering, many COW Stars are wondering if their contracts will be renewed or if they will be let go.
We have been told by one COW star that their wrestling contract will not be renewed, at least at the present time, because of health issues, but they will continue to work with the website, and in the COW-light. Who is that person? Frankie Foley.

Well folks....that is it...Stay cool! 

June 27th, 2004