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I apologize for the fact that there were no updates last week, there has been an awful lot going on here. Maybe not so much for COW, but for me. And for the past month at least one person in the house has been sick, and still remains that way. I am just getting over what I believe is strep throat and possibly a head cold or sinus infection. Oh what fun. So that is just why we we did not get any updates done last week. But we did manage to get something new added to the COW website. Take a look around, if you havent seen it yet you can find it. It is mentioned on the COW Board, on the index page, and it is in the left hand part of the screen.

Ok onto the news....There is some news with two previous columnists at COW. MilkMan has been released from a Psychiatric Hospital from which he checked himself into a month in a half ago. We did manage to talk to him and he said he was doing ok, that maybe one day he will be able to come back to COW. His mental health has been deemed fine, however his physical health is not doing so well. He has been barred from Drinking by his Doctor.
El Vaca Azul (yeah I know you people hoped to never hear that name again) has signed a contract with COW stating that if things pick up El Vaca will return to COW as a columnist. In the mean time El Vaca does not work for COW, but has been paid the rest of his yearly salary. It has also been heard that The Blue Cow has a new job as well working for some off the wall website. Though nothing has been confirmed.

Cluck and Plessy Ferguson as well as Colonel McCluck were in Court this past week for a lawsuit filed against COW. However any member of the COW staff (higher-ups) failed to show up, because of a supposed last minute emergency. The case proceeded anyways as the COW lawyer was in attendance. And when it all came down to it, the judge found in favor of Plessy and Cluck. Colonel McCluck could not have been more ecstatic. COW was ordered to pay damages caused and money lost as well as ordered that restitution of the two's contracts be immediately enforced. (yeah I dont think that sounds right but that is what we heard from a witness in the court). Plessy and Cluck were also told by the COW lawyer that they may be used in the next COW show provided that there is one this year.

Xtreme has been busy working on his wrestling training facility, he hopes to have it opened come the beginning of the year.

Senor Sexxay has been back to the doctors for a follow-up on his back and neck injuries, and has been told that he is not nearly to capacity yet. That he has a lot of therapy that needs to be done. Though he no longer needs the assistance of the cane to walk, he does still walk like he just got off of a bull, and with a little bit of a limp. There were some rumors going around that he had some kind of brain damage from a fall he took recently, to answer that his doctor told us there was a temporary bit of confusion on Sexxay's part, because of the fall in which he slipped on the basement steps and knocked his head on the railing then on two steps before he hit the ground. When he was examined he was told he had yet another concussion and that he would be confused for a while.  But there was no brain damage, or no severe memory loss. just a loss of what happened. Almost as if he blacked out.

Well ya'll stay out of the summer heat!

July 17th, 2004