COW Wrestling: Past Articles

Past Articles

Now that October is here fall has finally arrived the heat has finally started to disappear, which means that all the crazy's seem to come out more in a force. Ha that is why they let me out to play..... I have been on the road since the first trying to promote COW. The COWmissh has sent me on the road with MilkMan to see what new fans we can bring to COW. We will see how that goes.

WhYno's Funk continues, what a bummer. He has decided to talk to only MilkMan and to Dangerous Dolphin. But WhYno has told DD that there will be a $1 draft night on Halloween at Casa de Drunks, with no cover charge before midnight. And the bar will stay open until 5 in the morning on November 1st.

You know what I think would be quite a tag team? Ok so I have already suggested it, but I think WhYno and DD should team together. I mean they have a lot of similarities believe it or not, but you put the two together and they are similar.

Fate is part of the terrible quintet right? YES. But he is also half of the tag team champions with Senor Sexxay, who happens to be a fan favorite right? Right again. Ok so how does this make sense? It doesn't really, but FaTe has and will make his mark on COW and soon.
Taliban Warrior, FaTe, Iraqi Assassin, Palestineian Prince and the latest member Justice, have stirred up a lot of controversy in the past couple of weeks, and over what? Well they are starting to cause a lot of trouble in the COW world. It seems that they are making it known that Justice deserves another shot at the title, and that the others want their shot in the limelight too. They said at the next house show, someone will meet their wrath. A Major Force to be Reckoned with.

Mysterious Mark, Mysterious Mick, and Melvin (whatever he wants to call himself), will make their presence known soon in the COW world too. Believe it or not they too are a force to be reckoned with. Just give them a chance.

COWcoholics, thats it for this week. Until Next week.

October 6th 2003

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