COW Wrestling: Past Articles

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OK now I have been asked a few times in the past week where MilkMan has been, and why has he not been writing an article. For the past two weeks I have been "promoting" COW on my own, though I am supposed to be traveling with MilkMan to do some promotions. Well everyone knows that a month ago MilkMan came down with a severe case of food poisoning. Well on September 26th, MilkMan called in Sick to COW, and he has been in the hospital since. It seems someone has been trying to poison him. It is not yet known who, but this is severe. MilkMan is hooked up to all kinds of monitors and stuff, he is in better shape than he was and we hope he will be back to normal soon, but he is extremely sick. He is lucky he got sick when he did, the doctors (even though we all know they don't always know everything) said that if it would have kept on then in a week he would be dead. That IS HOW severe it is people! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?? You know who you are, though no one else does.

WhYno is slowly coming out of his most recent funk. He is excited about this special night on Halloween. DD has told us that if things continue he may talk to us next week.
Speaking of DD oddly enough the man of many strange things and many odd events, seems pretty normal now, he assures us he is taking his meds and he enjoys to be working at Casa de Drunks and that he has a permanent home in Tijuana.

Xtreme is in the news this week, it seems that COW wants him to go through training with one of the COW wrestlers, but it is not said who. Xtreme has been asked to do this if he wishes to return to the ring one day.

Watch out for the wrath of Taliban Warrior, FaTe, Iraqi Assassin, Palestineian Prince and Justice, they will make it known very soon that they really are something to be reckoned with. But hey I agree with some of their views, mainly one. Justice deserves a rematch for the heavyweight title.

Political Steve has a lot of throw in the COW world, and I think to a point he is abusing his power. Hey people dont take offense, but the guy holds three major powers in the world of COW. I am sure if you were in the same position you would so the same thing........I cant say for sure, because I will never have that power......Hahahaha. although I do have a little bit of power, it will never be to any great extent.

Triple S is back on the mentioning list again, next week he will supposedly reveal whom his crush is on.

Bobby Zoolander is being evaluated for early release from the rehabilitation center. The evaluation will take place on October 26th.

COW world has been turned upside down? Rumors of the sorts are flying around everywhere, is it true? No, but people outside of the COW world are seeing some chaos. But when is that anything new?

Someone said COW has no fans. I am here to say They do. I am a huge fan of COW, and you may say, well you work for them, yeah that is true, but it doesnt matter, because I was a fan long before I started to work for them. And I may have gotten this job only because the person whom used to write for this site was arrested for stalking among other things got me the job because it was in her contract to suggest a person when she left the COW world., but I am good at my job I believe, and I love the fact that I can write for something I have been a fan of for years. I guess I just got lucky.

Well COWcoholics, that is all for this week.

October 13th 2003

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