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I need some sanity. I have completely run out, and according to COW, I need a break.....(laughing loudly) I think they want me to give up on reporting things they dont want people to hear. But That is how it goes, when you are the only one writing and you have all the freedom one can have with a website. I reminded them with a snap of my fingers it could all be gone. And they quaked in their shoes and dropped the subject. 

Looking around  the internet this past week I found quite a many different places where COW-Wrestling.com is now in  Search Engines. Cool Man I am pretty pleased with that. With all of the hard work that goes into this website.

Oh the Bigheads of COW, dont want me to talk about Ozz, and American Spirit. They do not want you to know that they are seriously threatening those in COW whom are considered "heels". And they dont want you to know that COW is seriously afraid of what Ozz and American Spirit might do with the company. 
Well with all of that said and done, I will tell you what I want you to know, Ozz and American Spirit are taking the COW World by storm and in fact they now have a a new person added to their cause and to COW. His name, Hurricane, who also promises COW will quiver when he is allowed to make his in ring debut. Hurricane is the third protégé of Xtreme's to enter into COW.

Xtreme has officially started his training course at his Training Facility and Gym.  And says he will be back early next year for the next training course on the farm, the crash course for COW Wannabes and hopefuls. 

Frankie Foley has yet again suffered another heart attack, he was lucky that this time he was in the hospital. And he will be going in for surgery next week.

MilkMan remains in the hospital as well. Police say that they think the person who caused his car crash that put him in the hospital is the same person who put him in the hospital with many bouts of food poisoning. 

Sexxay and WhYno (two names that will probably never again be mentioned together in a friendly manner well a not competitive manner) Are all set for their Halloween party that is a joint venture for the bars. Frankie Foley's B-Plex will be open and will have a half price admission for children that night, and the Arcade at Casa de Drunks will have two tokens free for every 3 dollars in tokens redeemed. As well as the many drink specials and other events going on that night. There will also be a best costume contest as well. Conspicuous by his absence will be Foley whom will still be in the hospital. Hopefully recovering well from his surgery.

There is a BIG rumor that the Danford Arena will also have a big Halloween Hoopla. Want to know the truth? There will be an event there, but it will be not big event as was rumored to be. So dont be offended if you didnt get your invites people. They told me that I wouldnt be allowed on the property, and if I was spotted on the property on Halloween that I would be taken to jail for the night, because they think I am going to start something.....What a laugh. I can always find something to do though.....(insert evil laugh here) .

Sees Yas All Later.

October 16th, 2004