COW Wrestling: Past Articles

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MilkMan is back, but still suffering consequences of being poisoned. He will be back part time for the next at least two weeks. And then after that he may come back full time. We all wish to find who it was who purposefully poisoned him. We will see.

WhYno has finally come out of his funk, and has said he is so excited about his Halloween party/bar night he is having on that night. Word is he will have a haunted house too. DD and Frankie Foley have said that they are working very hard on pulling things together.

Word from Senor Sexxay is that he will attend this party and call a truce for that night only. But the bar off the weekend of December 19th through the 22nd is still on, and will still be a fierce fight.

Xtreme has agreed to go through the training, the inaudible one says he wishes to return to the ring, though at the moment he has no hopes of being champion. He says he would just like to wrestle. The guy he just got through training also hopes to enter into COW status one day. American Spirit has said he will make it one day, though he may have to claw his way for a long time to do so.

Christopher Eugene is disgusted with Triple S trying make himself known in the news. He says the only person whom Triple S ever had a crush on was Christopher Eugene himself.
Triple S has denied this and he says he has a huge crush on....."Well you will have to wait until Next week, because with the things Christopher Eugene has said I dont feel like saying it this week."
"Yeah maybe that is just another put off to keep his name in the news still", CE says.

Political Steve says that he is not the only one who books matches in COW. I know that, but hey the guy still has a whole lot of power. I mean what would any of us do with that much power. I dont think PS is too Power hungry, but I dont know the guy to well. I just know that he has my job under his thumb, and with any wrong move I could easily be out on the street.

Taliban Warrior, FaTe, Iraqi Assassin, Palestineian Prince and Justice will make their names known and horrifically I might add at the next house show.

October 26th will be the date for Bobby Zoolander for early release from the institution. The Doctors say it is highly unlikely that he will be released early. "Since Mr Zoolander has been here I have seen him only regress and not progress. The man is in isolation and is there for 23 and a half hours every day. But he still maintains he is doing better, and he isnt sick anymore and he wants to come back to COW.
Jaso has said that he" feels sorry for the guy. But there isnt anything anyone can do until he helps himself. We all worry about him, but he worked too hard and I think he needed this break."

Well COWcoholics, that is all for this week.

October 20th 2003

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