COW Wrestling: Past Articles

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The latest news in the COW world is that MilkMan has returned to the hospital with a relapse of the awful poisoning he suffered a few weeks ago.

Word has it that Justice will have his rematch at the next COW House show. Justice couldnt be more happy. He believes that he deserves the shot, but the other members of the terrorsome quintet still vow they will cause havoc in the COW world. No one is a set target as of yet.

WhYno is set to have a huge Halloween party. As well as the special on Halloween night, he says that if you come in with a costume on that you will get a free draft.
Senor Sexxay has confirmed that he will be at WhYno's Halloween bash. He says the war of the bars is far from over. Senor Sexxay says also that his bar will not have a Halloween party, but he will not say why.

Even with the many comments that Christopher Eugene has said, ie that Triple S is full of it, and that he really doesnt have a crush on anyone but CE.And that this is just a ploy to get his name in the news.
With all of that Triple S says he is finally able to reveal who is crush is on..... here is the list of whom it isnt .....it is not Duie Anderson, it isnt WhYno, and it is definatly not Bobby Zoolander or the Taliban Warrior, Truck, it is not female employed by COW, it isn't Christopher Eugene, it is not Justice, Senor Sexxay and it isn't Mysterious Mark.
Here is his Statement:
"Ok First off I think they should give the "jobbers" a chance in COW I mean we deserve it. And I would love to be in the ring more often to show off my skills....Now on to why I am here. I am here to tell you who my crush is on...Drum Roll please..... Ok ok here is the name of the person I have a crush on.....CA DUDley. Eat that Christopher Eugene. I do have a crush and it isnt you!"

Wow isnt that intresting.

Bobby Zoolander has been evaluated for early release, and has been denied. So his official release date February of 2004. If he maintains good behavior. He has been rather depressed though, but he is doing it all as well as he can. After he is released he will still have up to three years probation, which the terms of the probation have not yet been set.

Well COWcoholics, that is all for this week.

October 27th 2003

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