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Well lets see what is going on in the news this week......Xtreme in his last interview with me mentioned he wants to see more people get a chance to shine in the light. And he would like to see a couple of the stars that he has brought from the "Farm" to get a chance. He says Dean Malenkris really deserves a chance and this new guy should get a shot too, "American Spirit is good, not quite as good as Mr. Technical, but he is good. A lot of people deserve a shot in COW, and right now they just aren't getting it. Maybe we should all protest until the matches are made."
Yeah I understood it all, it is part of my multiple personality disorder that helps me to understand him, since not many other people can. He also says he wants to be back competing soon too.

It seems this person whom has poisoned MilkMan has just been making his presence known. And to some people's shock it isn't the terrible quintet. It is an obsessed fan. MilkMan is still having side effects from this ordeal, and is still quite ill. He has been moved to a secret location until this person can be caught.

Christopher Eugene has been quite mad this past week. He says that Triple S is lying about his supposed crush on CA DUDley. He has not heard from Triple S all week and has been rather upset. And C.E. is demanding a match against Triple S. And Triple S has denied him which has made C.E even more mad.
CA DUDley made a post on the message board saying that he likes Triple S too, so we will see how that goes. How does Jaso feel? He has yet to comment on that.

WhYno's Halloween party went very well. WhYno, Dangerous Dolphin and Frankie Foley said that it is the most business they have had the whole month of October. Senor Sexxay said the party was pretty cool. He said "My bar was a ghost town, but that is ok, we will make up the money next time" He sounded quite humble. There was some bad things that happened, after the bar closed, but it didn't have to do with people at the bar, it was with people who couldn't get into the bar.

There are more things going on in COW world. I have been banned from talking to Political Steve, he says, " Any comments from me you will have to read on the message board or from MilkMan." It seems I have offended him, though I don't really know how. But I find it quite humorous.

Well COWcoholics, that is all for this week.

November 3rd, 2003

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