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So what do you give a cynical webmaster whom is at their wits-end? Give up, well do ya? Well I dont know either, I just thought I would ask.
Everyone's a critic, or they try to be, yet no one is more critical than me!! 
Nope I am not talking nonsense I know exactly what I am saying.......and nope I am not drunk. Dont drink people remember! Is there a point to my ranting ? Sure there is, but I am not going to take the time to explain it, I would just rather seem more insane than usual. 

OK now lets see what the COWnews has in store for us crazies........

The joint venture Halloween party held between Casa de Drunks, and The House of Sexxay was a huge disaster. Not financially, in that aspect they both turned a profit, and there was quite a turn out. But in the simple fact that WhYno and Sexxay could not get along, or agree on anything, and it actually ended in blows. WhYno and Sexxay were in a continuous argument from the time the whole thing started and finally the stress was too much on the both of them on the final night which was November 4th, Sexxay delivered a right uppercut to the chin of WhYno and WhYno retaliated with a hard right to the face of Sexxay. Both men were then separated and sent on their ways. Neither of them would comment to us.

We have found out some very disturbing news about a former employee of the COW website. A woman who used to work for the website was arrested on Halloween night lurking outside of MilkMan's home. When searched the woman had some very disturbing things on her person, she had rat poison, a hammer, and a very large bottle of ipecac. She claims she is innocent, but could not give a good reason as to why she was lurking outside of his home. She could only say, " I was trying to talk to him, now I want my lawyer." 
And for those of you who are wondering, I am not giving up a name. But you are welcome to guess whomever you want.

Frankie Foley was released from the hospital on Friday, he will wear a heart monitor and he now has a nurse that will check on him often. Frankie says he is happy to be out of the hospital, and hopes his misfortune will turn around. He refused to comment on the situation on which his ex-fiancée left him with no explanation.

What about that hair match between Sexxay and Justice? That would be something I seriously would like to see.....but we will have to see if it will happen.

The Bigheads of COW are wanting to find any loophole that they can find to get Ozz, American Spirit, and Hurricane to stop the insanity. But much to their dismay there is nothing that can stop them. Not to only mention the attack on Plessy Ferguson last week, this past week they also attacked Dean Malenkris, Rico Anderson and Duie Anderson. The three of them were having a meeting with the COW Representatives, and on their way out got confronted by the trio which led to an all out brawl. In which Rico Anderson took off running away and Duie and Dean Malenkris ended up flat out unconscious.

I have to laugh at the Bigheads who think that there is actually something that can be done. I have read through their contracts a number of times, and have found nothing that the Bigheads could use. They knew that Ozz and American Spirit wanted to cause chaos when they signed them, and still they were signed....and then Hurricane, they knew Xtreme trained him, and they knew he and American Spirit were friends so they had to figure.....At least one would think.

Speaking of Xtreme, he has signed a deal with COW that will have him back in the Farm League training COW perspectives in April of 2005. In the meantime, Xtreme is working in his own training facility and training people there. Xtreme said he is looking forward to returning to the Farm League to see what kind of people could hack it and which ones are just their because they think it isnt any work at all.

Well I suppose the cat is out of the bag. COW is rather pissed at me, but that is nothing new at least to anyone who knows I have had many problems with them for a long time. But the latest problem is because I think that Ozz, American Spirit, and Hurricane are possibly doing a good thing for COW.

Not to be outdone though, the Formidable Six are now starting their own trouble, they have been seen tipping cars and locking doors, as they have not yet been able to confront anyone to beat the snot out of them. 

What a week in COW.......what problems COW has in front of them...........I am off to dance on their... well I wont go that far, but I am off to get a hearty laugh at them.

November 6th, 2004