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OK the biggest question on the message board is....Who are the COW Informer and the COW Reporter. Let me tell you.....I haven't the slightest clue! How is that for an unknowing webmistress. HA!

Alrighty Xtreme believes that he should be a booker in COW, he thinks that he could do a lot better then some of the ones who are doing it now. He has even thought about starting a campaign about it. How many people out there would vote for him. I think I would. He says he would make sure that there would be more COW shows More often.

There is a HUGE struggle going on in the COW World. It is between Christopher Eugene, Triple S, CA DuDley, And Jaso. The struggle amongst themselves revolves around Triple S admitting whom his crush was on. Lets see. C.E. is mad at Triple S and C.A. DuDley And Jaso is mad at them as well. Jaso was hoping to be tag partners with C.A. DuDley, and in the past two weeks C.A. has been rather busy with Triple S. But apparently Jaso and C.A. are set to team together at the next house show. At least that is what I have heard.

Senor Sexxay says he is going to have a ThanksGiving party at the House of Sexxay. There is no specials announced as of yet, but Sexxay says it is for all of those who do not want to be around their families and stuff. And he is expecting a huge turn out.

There is some ruckus going on in the terrible horrible no good quintet. It has not been known whether it is amongst themselves or if they are causing trouble. But there is trouble going on with them. We will find out what is going on.

Bobby Zoolander has been released from the mental health facility, and he has gone to court this past Friday, and he has been given 4 years probation, and this week will undergo an evaluation by COW officials to see whether or not he will be employed and allowed to wrestle again in the COW world. Some are very hopeful. Zoolander was released on the basis that he would have a job. If his evaluation with COW goes under, then he will be forced to go back to the mental health facility. More to come on this story next week.

Well COWcoholics, that is all for this week.

November 10th, 2003

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