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Wow scandal on top of scandal on top of yet more scandal in COW. Now there are complaints and rumors of Corrupt people in COW, and some of the proof is on the website. Someone is forging fake matches. And giving Political Steve credit for matches that never happened during his title reign. Ten matches were said to have happened, but according to other people there has only been one title match that Political Steve was in and that was the one in which he lost the title to Bobby Zoolander. Upon doing some investigation myself, I have found papers for three matches, and then I went back the following day and then found five more. Proof that someone is doing something fraudulent in COW. I called COW record keepers, they had this to say to me, "No one in our department has any knowledge of any wrong doing in the company." And so I contacted the Offices of the COWmissioner. Political Steve himself got back with me, and told me, nothing was going on, and I should butt my nose out of this business. I have called a meeting of the Board of Directors, minus Political Steve and have explained to them what was going, and shown my evidence. They called me back the next day and said they would take a look into it themselves. And for right now, Political Steve has been suspended upon investigation for fraud. If any evidence is found that he knew anything about it, or that he was doing it, he will lose the COWmissionership, which will then be put to an election by the Board of Directors and they will decide whom will be the new COWmissioner, this is of course if incriminating evidence towards Political Steve is found. 
And also the person in charge of verifying the matches and their outcomes has since been let go from the COW-Wrestling.com website.
This is not something that we are taking lightly, as well as the Board of Directors are not taking it lightly either. This is a very serious offense. And it all started with COWFan pointing out that Political Steve did not actually defend his title ten times as was stated on the COW title page.

More news in COW, because of all of this ruckus there will be no F-COW this month.

WhYno and Senor Sexxay are now in a full out brawl competitive wise against one another competing  for business. Each trying to out do the other. They came across each other a couple of days ago, and their meeting again came to blows as their argument came to a head they both struck each other in the face. And now, each has a black eye to accompany WhYno's bruised cheek, and Sexxay's Fat Lip. They were pulled apart by security and each spent a night in jail as the cause of this. Neither pressed charges against the other, and were released, but both are to go to court on November 29th for disturbing the peace.

The Woman (former employee of COW) arrested for lurking outside of MilkMan's home pleaded guilty to trespassing and also admitted to causing MilkMan all of the problems he has had recently. The woman was sentenced to 5 years behind bars, as well as some time in a mental health facility.

Sexxay has agreed that if COW would sign it, he would participate in a hair vs hair match against Justice.

Frankie Foley is down in the dumps. But he has had some help in cheering him up, from a very unlikely person, Dangerous Dolphin, who seems rather giddy lately. And has been out of his psychotic mood and is completely off of any medication, but still under the care of a physician. Way to go DD and also way to go for cheering up Frankie Foley.

The Formidable Six have challenged Ozz, American Spirit, and Hurricane to a match. And Ozz, American Spirit and Hurricane have accepted, much to the dismay of COW officials.  Now we wait and see what COW does about it.

Well I am off for this week. Well I am off every week, (laughing) but I will be leaving for now. Later...

November 13th, 2004