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MilkMan is back in the hospital, not only to have his stomach pumped yet again and not only to have yet another IV drip. But he is suffering from a concussion. It is not said how he has a head injury, in fact MilkMan is also suffering from short term memory amnesia and he has no clue what went on. He was found on his office's floor late Saturday afternoon by a janitor who thought the building was empty. And guess what the security tapes were missing. And MilkMan had no clue about anything going on for that day.

Here is some big news. FaTe has gone on a rampage. it seems him and his cohorts were all together at some bar, and out of no where FaTe flipped out and started throwing things and people who came across him. The police were called, but the arrived after he left, and since no one was severely hurt then no charges were pressed. FaTe has not been spotted by us since. Although there have been sightings. And some suspicions because there have been a ring of broken windows and downed people in the near by area to where FaTe resides. We tried to talk to anyone whom FaTe "hangs" around, but they refuse to comment, and we even got a threat that if we came around them again asking any questions like that then we would be "on the shelf" as well as MilkMan. But FaTe is mysteriously MIA.

According to the Survey it seems there is a tie, of what people would like to see Xtreme as. It seems they would like to see him as a booker or as the COWmissh. However there are an equal amount of people who would like to see him wrestle again or do none of the above. If you ask my opinion on what I think he should do, which I know nobody did, but I think I would like to see him as a booker and then if he does well at that maybe he can have a match against COWmissioner Steve for the COWmissionership. But hey that is just my opinion.

Most people would like to see Jaso get a shot in the limelight. Although it was a close vote, and the voting still continues, but for now he is who people want to see have a shot in the COW world.

The quarrel between Christopher Eugene, Triple S, CA DuDley, And Jaso still continues. They have been caught bickering like a bunch of school girls when any of them are in the same room, well of course Triple S and CA DuDley. With any other combination of the group is together watch out.

Senor Sexxay's Thanksgiving party will be as follows, it will be Thanksgiving day only, November 27th. And everyone who comes will have no cover charge before 2 pm, and you call it shots for $1.50 all day. And $2.00 cover charge after 2pm. Between 8pm and 10 pm women can get in free, but bring your drivers lic, because they will be checked to make sure you are a woman and not a man dressed as a woman.

Bobby Zoolander's evaluation continues. It was only supposed to be a week long evaluation, but it seems that The Higher ups have come to no conclusion as of yet, and so it will continue on into this week. Until his evaluation is complete he is staying under a watched guard at the mental institution but he is there on a voluntary status, at least that is what it says. He is really hoping that he can be accepted back into COW, because he says he does not want to go back into the hospital where he was, he says where he is in the hospital is scary enough.

Well COWcoholics, that is all for this week.

November 17th, 2003

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