COW Wrestling: Past Articles

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Well Many stories have been floating around about MilkMan, he is still rather sick and is slowly getting better. As of today he still has is IV drip in. He had to be put on Oxygen Saturday night as well. Sunday he was feeling better, but he looks really bad. He has dark circles under his eyes and he hasn't slept too well. He is on several medications but he is slowly getting better. They expect that he be off of the meds Tuesday night.

WhYno and Dangerous Dolphin were attacked, details about that are on the news board. They are both doing fine since.
FaTe however has not been seen anywhere.

Senor Sexxay's House of Sexxay is getting ready for their Thanksgiving Party celebration. Only one thing is missing....Senor Sexxay himself. where is he, no one knows. He hasn't been man-napped or anything like that, he just hasnt been seen. His bar has been cleaned since the disturbing graffiti on his building was put there.

CA DuDley has expressed an interest in MilkMan. As you all know CA preformed CPR on MilkMan who awoke and ran away screaming. Well CA has also confessed that it was him who broke into MilkMan's hospital room and the thing in his hand, well a flower and a camera. CA told us, " I just had to see him, but they came after me so I had to leave."

Triple S is now devastated that CA has lost interest in him for another. And Christopher Eugene and Jaso are still arguing, only they dont know what over anymore.

Here is Bobby Zoolander's fate....COW has hired him back which means he will not be returning to the mental health facility. But the job that Zoolander has been hired back for is not wrestling. He is a janitor.....yes a janitor. COW says; "Until Bobby Zoolander can accept responsibility for his actions and not place blame on others, then he will have to do something else. He can not and will not wrestle until COWmissioner Steve deems him ready. If Zoolander's destructive behavior continues then he will be fired from COW which is a violation of his parole and he will be placed in jail."

American Spirit the COW hopeful is doing much better since he was hospitalized for smoke inhalation. He will not be permanently be scared, although he will suffer the ill effects for a while to come. He says that will not stop him from pursuing his dream.

Xtreme has been caught on tape doing karaoke. How much news is that right? well on top of not many people understanding him it is pretty interesting.You all know that no one can understand the guy he has such a heavy accent and then he mumbles and when he has been drinking it is twice as bad......imagine that... What song was he singing? You would never guess....It was "Purple Rain". He wanted to sing "Back That A$$ Up", but they didnt have that song on cd, so "Purple Rain" was his second choice. Let me tell you, it was funny.

Well COWcoholics, on that note we will end it for this week

November 24th, 2003

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