COW Wrestling: Past Articles

Past Articles

We have been promised that we will suffer more than anyone, because of some of the things that come out of my mouth on the website. CA DuDley Or Intern COWmissioner as he prefers to be called right now, has said that anything he doesnt like from the website, that I put on there, will be forced to be removed. I have talked to the Board of Directors, and they said there wasnt much he could do, unless I said something bad about him, then he had every right to censor that. Basically because I run this website almost free from COW Scrutiny. And I mean ALMOST!

P.S. is fuming that he was suspended as COWMissioner. He has called it anything from unfair to unjust. And much more. He denies that he had anything to do with the latest COW scandal, and he says with much emphasis that, "he was approached about such thing, and pushed it away and told the person who approached him that is would not be accepted." The person whom approached him, was not the former record keeper as PS stated, and he has also claimed that the former record keeper had nothing to do with the forgery. He has stated as such to the Board of Directors, but they have said, "what we have found, we believe to be true, we will not reopen this case, and you will take your punishment like a man."
Come on people you really think only a month and a half, a whole 6 weeks of being suspended is really going to do anything, and come on.......you people are paying him too! You didnt even take away his pay for the next 5 weeks and the past one week. How in the world is that considered punishment at all.....I have lodged a complaint about all of this, but I doubt it will be heard. And simply I will probably just be laughed at.

Ok another change just made to COW Rules is that anyone who breaks locker room conduct rules from now on will be fined $1500.00 Any COW employee who is caught causing mischief, or caught in any act that would cause for forgery, or any other unspeakable acts will be fined heavily and suspended at least a month. If a member of COW conducts himself/herself in a manner unbecoming to the company, or to make the company look bad, as they are representing the company will be fined and suspended.

As I have still said, Yeah so why did PS get away with such an easy punishment? And why are you BoD's not cracking the Whip?! And I mean on Anyone? Are you afraid that the company is going to fold or something, if you put your foot down?

Yeah ok onto a different subject, lets see, WhYno, And Senor Sexxay will appear in court later this week on disturbing the peace charges and public intoxication as well as possible assault charges. Neither are looking forward to it, but this is the last time for a mandatory year that the two will be allowed within 100 feet of each other unless competing in the ring against one another. As ordered by LAW.

Ok so it is cold, and it is most certainly winter! So I have to ask where is the snow? yeah ok so I am not even on the subject of anything to do with COW, but oh well....the rest of COW has been rather quiet and not much is going on.

Well people I am going to be gone for now. Catch You ALL later.

November 27th, 2004

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