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Past Articles

We here at the website have been very busy this past week. Sunday in fact I put in 6 hours on the website, that is more than I usually do on a Sunday, but it needed to be done. Usual Maintenance and stuff. And because of the latest rampage that our Intern COWmissioner, Ca DuDley has been on, we have also had to write and rewrite many different things scheduled to go up this week. And so most of the things that were to go up this week, wont make it because of the scrutiny of our Intern COWmissh. Thankfully in Four weeks things will be back to the way they were around here. I cant say I agree with the punishment that Political Steve got, but I can say that I will be happy when things on the website and how I am able to run the website return to normal. Ca let all the power go to his head, and he is worse than any dictator that anyone can think of. The latest thing that we have been told is that no slander of anyone is allowed on here.....means I can not say anything mean about anyone unless I can prove it is true, well there goes half of what I had to say this week. So lets see what else we can come up with for the news this week.

On the 29th, Senor Sexxay and WhYno appeared in court together on the many charges of Public Drunkenness, Disturbing the peace, and many other charges. While in court the two had 8 security guards between the two of them to keep them from jumping each other. While both of their wounds have healed from their battle with each other, they heard what their punishments would be. They each received 5 days in lock up, separate facilities, and a very large fine. And they were both told they also have to pay for damaged windows that they broke during the first brawl. Neither were too happy with the sentence, but they have to accept either that or be in jail for 9 months plus months of community service if they break this sentence or if they have any contact with one another or come within a hundred feet of each other.

Xtreme has successfully gone through his first training course of training Pro Wrestling Hopefuls. It didnt last too long, because well neither did any of the hopefuls sadly. Xtreme was pretty disappointed. And many said he was heard swearing in French as he left his facility on the 28th. Xtreme told us that he has much more hope for March when he will start training new COW hopefuls. He said that two of COW's newest stars came from the COW Farm. And the other newest COW star came from personal training by Xtreme. That is right Xtreme trained Ozz, American Spirit, and Hurricane. Xtreme is rather impressed with his training facility and gym though, it is doing pretty good business. way to go inaudible one!

Formidable Six, well since I can not say what I want to about most of them, I will say what I can about the others. Justice has been seen trying to get the matchmaker to sign papers for a match at the next house show. He is also trying to get a title shot against Bobby Zoolander, since he never did receive his return match as most wrestlers do when they lose their title. Justice has also openly challenged Zoolander whom has not responded to the challenge. I believe that Justice deserves the shot to regain the title, but as I have been so blatantly told before I dont have much say when it comes to matches.
Fate has challenged Ozz. He has said that he will beat Ozz's unbeaten streak and whip him within an inch of submission. While Ozz is up for the match-up, the matchmakers at COW are rather hesitant about signing such a match.

Oh yeah, we just got in a Memo this morning, that we are not allowed to print a F--COW this month, because it shows COW stars in a false light.....Man CA has gone too far. I have been told if I do print an F--COW I will get a very heavy fine. As well as the whole website receiving a fine too. Sir Dictator here thinks he has more control than he actually does, but unfortunately he does have the right to tell me what I can not print and fine me if I do anyways....yeah well I have been fined before by Political Steve, that is no change in pace, but man some of the things I have been told by Sir Dictator are completely OutRageous! The Board of Directors told me this past week that I actually have less control over the website than they had previously told me. And they have said that at any given moment I can be completely censored for some of the comments I make......what comments, nothing I say is rude well most of the time...but at least with PS, I can print F-_COW, without any worries. Well enough of that lets see who else pops up in the news this week.....

Triple S is back in the news, he has been recently been asked to star in an adult film....can any of you actually picture Triple S in a Porno?! But hey it is true, he has been asked to star in a film featuring him and some other people who can not at this time be mentioned.

Frankie Foley went back to the hospital this past week to undergo tests regarding his heart.

MilkMan is back in his home, and doing well, he has told us that he no longer lives in such fear from day to day since the person threatening him has been arrested. MilkMan also says that he is slowly doing better. And hopes to return to his work with COW and/or the COW Wrestling website sometime soon.

That is about all of the excitement this week in COW. Take care!

December 4th, 2004

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