COW Wrestling: Past Articles

Past Articles

I apologize for the absence of the updates to the site last week, as I said we lost the hard drive on the main computer we use to do everything for this site, thankfully we were able to save some things and not everything was lost. Had it been lost there would be a lot more missing this week.

So how do you like our Graphic on the main page? Quite interesting I must say, but I quite like it. That is what COWmissioner Political Steve would look like and as a matter of fact did look like at the COW party dressed as Santa drunk. Hahaha Happy Holidays.

FaTe has still not yet been found and there is a warrant out for his arrest, it seems that someone has some damaging evidence against FaTe that he was the attacker of Senor Sexxay three weeks ago and then again two weeks ago.

Senor Sexxay has been back to the hospital for an evaluation, and the doctors say he will be in a wheel chair for probably another eight to ten weeks. But he is recovering nicely. He says that he would like to be walking around though, but he has been heard saying he likes all of the attention he is getting too.

WhYno and Dangerous Dolphin have recovered well from their injuries at the hands of FaTe. WhYno and DD as well as Frankie Foley and Senor Sexxay are getting ready for their bar off this weekend from the 19th through the 22nd. All the beers you can drink as long as you drink 10 or more. I was told all proceeds will benefit the respected bars. The two bar owners will be competing to see who had the better bar, and who can get the most business in that weekend. And since the last bar off ended in a draw, each bar will have their own specials that will not be announced until the first night, but will most likel be held over for the entire weekend. Casa de Drunks or House of Sexxay will be the place to be this weekend.

Some people have said that Jaso has had an attitude problem as of late, why could this be, maybe because his many talents are being overlooked, maybe because the person whom he used to manage is now a janitor....oh wait that would make him in a good mood.....who knows, but I have noticed that Jaso has been quite irritated lately. He says nothing is wrong, but he is acting just like the Grinch.

CA DuDly is playing Santa for all the "good little girls and boys" he walked around the COW locker rooms looking for the nice and giving them treats, looking for the naughty so he could use his whip. He was spotted playing Santa at a local mall as well. And in his spare time he has been on the "prowl" for MilkMan, who has been away on vacation in an undisclosed locale.

Who would be better for Jaso to team with CA DuDley or Christopher Eugene? I asked the Heads, and they said they were not telling me anything until a card has been signed and dealed for the next Show. And they will not say if Jaso will be competing and if he is if it will be in a singles match or tag. Word has it that CE has been protesting at the thought of possibly teaming with Jaso, their history not withstanding, he says I just plain dont like the way he dresses. And he could use a hair cut. Nothing against the guy, he just has no fashion sense. Jaso has stated that he would like to team with CA. As CA has said he would "love" to team with Jaso as well....we will see.

Well COWcoholics, on that note we will end it for this week because it is Time for my Shock Therapy now...... Lat0r Gat0r

December 15th, 2003

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