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The week of the New Year. And some people are already starting the new year off in a bad way.

First off MilkMan has gotten sick and has been in the hospital since December 27th. It is not the result of the poisoning he suffered earlier, but rather a case of ecoli. He went to a friends house for  Christmas and  became ill the next day. On Saturday he had to go to the hospital because he could not get rid of the diarrhea. The people at the hospital at first thought it might be dysentery but soon changed their mind. MilkMan is doing fine, because it was caught in time, but the doctors say just barely. MilkMan is also suffering from dehydration, which again has him hooked up to an IV. A nurse told MilkMan, " You have been here so often as of late, you might as well just reserve a room." MilkMan didnt like that but he managed to crack a semi-witty smile and then just ignored her.

Senor Sexxay is also having a rough start to the new year. He was attacked inside his bar on Sunday morning, right before the bar closed for the day.  He did not suffer too bad of injuries just mainly a bump to the head and a cut to the face that needed two stitches. The attacker got away with a little over fifty dollars, because most of the money had been dropped for the night. Sexxay was on the way to dropping the rest into the safe but before he could get anywhere near it, he was attacked, which set off an alarm and scared the attacker away.

Casa de Drunks made a huge amount of money on the 26th, and WhYno boasted that he was so happy he could knock someone out. WhYno , Dangerous Dolphin and Frankie Foley have been doing very well in their ventures with the bar in the past month more than before. Foley said he might even be able to add onto the B-plex in 2004, but it is not set in stone yet. WhYno said he thinks it might happen, they just have to get approved for the contracts.

Jaso and Christopher Eugene's yelling quarrels have turned into a fist fight. Yeah they were drunker than Drunk, but they got into a fight that had to be broken up but a bar keep in the bar they were in. They will not say what the fight was about, but they both are mending their wounds after the quarrel. Turns out that Triple S was also there when the fight happened, and he claims that the fight was over him, even though both Jaso and Christopher Eugene both completely deny that.

What is sad but true? If you thought CA DuDley as Santa was funny, he made an appearance at an early New Year's party held by people who do work behind the scenes at COW, dressed as Baby New Year. Diaper and all, he was there trying to get everyone to take a picture with him. And to tell him their New Year's resolutions  CA was the life of the party and also scared some of the people out of the party, and I think someone quit saying they knew COW was weird but they didnt think that anyone was that year.

Truck has had quite a large smile on his face the past week, we dont know why, but it has something to do with the "beautiful" ladies though. But he has had a large smile on his face, and is enjoying their company.

Many of the COW Stars did get what they wanted for Christmas, but one of them got a lump of cow manure they must have been bad they were worse than naughty. Maximillion Johnston III got more money as he wanted, and so one and so forth, but all COW stars had a happy Holiday, even the one who got the Manure, which that person's name will remain a secret, unless they choose to reveal their own name.

Well COWcoholics, on that note we will end it for this week because it is Time for my Shock Therapy now...... Lat0r Gat0r. Can you believe they think I need more therapy....HAhahahaha!!!!

December 29th, 2003