COW Wrestling: Past Articles

Past Articles

Contraversy out the wazoo. COW announced Saturday August 16th the re-hiring of MilkMan. I have talked to a few people to see what they think of COW's latest venture. And it was about 75% to 23% with a 2% magrin that had no opinion. 23% of the people I talked to did not like the fact that COW re-hired him. One person said, "Why would you want to bring back a part of COW-past when COW has done so much in the present to change the feel of the site?" My answer is: 'COW and its employees wanted something and someone besides me writting an article for COW. They want two Points of Views and not just one. And frankly I dont give a hooey about those who disagree with the decision, because I think it was an ingenious idea, and I thank the fans for suggesting it, and I thank COW for allowing the website to open it doors back up to MilkMan.'

Frankie Foley has an announcement to make Here is a statement that he submitted to us:
" I must say I appreciate all the support of the B-plex. This week and this week only from August 18th to August 25th on top of the special we have for this month, we also will have a two for special. Anyone who comes and and purchases two tickets for themselves will recieve a token for two free movies, or for one person to enter free. We hope this will make more people come. And we hope that everyone enjoys the offer.
Thank you,
Frankie Foley
Owner/CEO Frankie Foley's B-plex "

Still no word from Mysterious Mark or Mysterious Melvin. COW seems to think they brought this on themselves or some how planned this. And all the Hype I put out about Hyper Hector the Clown has been confirmed. HHtC has offically been named the person whom abducted the two. But no one has seen HH either. Sounds a bit strange to me.

Xtreme has done his job and very well I might add. There is only one more competitor left in the training center and he is doing very well. Xtreme said that he is almost as good as Dean Malenkris, but not quite. And he vows that he will not quit.

Dont forget the Chili Cook Off on August 30th at Casa de Drunks. And Dont forget the Drunk Party on September 5th at House of Sexxay.

Dangerous Dolphin has been arrested and taken to an institution. He was screaming the whole time something about they will get you.

Triple S has his next clue as to who he has a crush on....."it is not Duie Anderson, it isnt WhYno, and it is definatly not Bobby Zoolander or the Taliban Warrior ". So we know it isn't Truck, it is not female employed by COW, it isn't Christopher Eugene, it is not Justice, Senor Sexxay and it isn't Mysterious Mark, or the the other four people he announced this week either.

Standing Out in the News
It is offical, Justice has crossed over to 'run with the bad boys'. Fate, Taliban Warrior, Iraqi Assassin and Palestineian Prince have offically recruited Justice into the now quintet. And have made no bones about it. They say he needs to make his own decisions and run for himself and not to make the people happy. We have not been able to talk to Justice yet, as he refuses to return our phone calls and emails.

Bobby Zoolander somehow got a hold of some medications and overdosed. He is now in a toxic coma. I dont exactly know what that is but I am assured it is nothing good, and that he is severly sick and depressed on top of that. And now he is in some kind of coma.

"Mr. Technical" Dean Malenkris claims that he will be the best COW wrestler to date. He says he will out preform COW talent two fold. Dean Malenkris may do a lot of talking, but he is a very talented wrestler.

Hey if you could read one wrestlers opinions on the other wrestlers in COW which COW Superstar would it be?

All of you COWcoholics, have a great time and stay safe. Beat the heat

August 18th 2003

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