COW Wrestling: Past Articles

Past Articles

COW website has finally relocated to an undisclosed location. The investigation and the threat of the COW site being hacked is officially eliminated. A disgruntled person was mad because COW refused to hire him as a writer for the website. He has been trying for 3 weeks now to tap into the mainframe and destroy the site. fortunately for us he has been unsuccessful.
Former Webmaster of the site, Webmaster J, has been given a job in the COW offices, He has been given a very high up position and no on knows what it is yet or how he got it. But he will be there to stir things up. There is no "Official COWmaster" of the site now, but that is ok as long as things get done in a rightful manner.

The Chili Cook-off held on August 30th by WhyNo and Frankie Foley at Casa de Drunks had a pretty turn out. The winner of the Cook-off was oddly enough FaTe. I don't quite understand why he was there but he competed and won the pitcher of beer and $300. Senor Sexxay came in 3rd.

Don't forget the Drunk Party at House of Sexxay on September 5th.

Frankie Foley has made another special for September at his B-Plex, check out his B-plex page to find out what it is.

Mysterious Mark has been found, he claims he escaped from the clutched of Hyper Hector the Clown. And that Mysterious Melvin will be free soon. He says that he has had a horrific past month and that he would only wish it on his worst enemy. He will not go into the details, but he says it was awful. After he talked to me he left for the hospital, because he had passed out on the concrete and we were unable to revive him.. No word yet on his condition.

Xtreme and the latest prodigy of the inaudible one are planning on coming to the ring at the next COW show. The newest prodigy's name has not yet been released but I have seen this guy wrestle and he is pretty good. Someone I talked to compared him to the best COW champion ever and to Truck.

Dangerous Dolphin has been institutionalized upon further investigation of his sanity. He is severely medicated and literally locked in a padded room.

Bobby Zoolander has come out of his coma, and has been told by a judge that if he tries anything anymore he will go to jail for no less than two years. Zoolander has been locked in a solitary cell where he spends his entire day minus a half hour where he is allowed to shower every three days.

Triple S has stumped everyone as to whom his crush is on. do you have a clue?

Dean Malenkris says that he is making a formal challenge to WhyNo and Truck, he says he will fight them both and come out the victor.

Justice still has made no comment to us as to why he has turned his back on his fans, but from what we have heard he believes the fans turned on him. There is however an official comment on the past articles page, but he makes no mention of his newest friends. He has fallen into a terrible crowd as we have stated in the last article. But he only makes the group stronger. Fate and Taliban warrior have been released from their probation, so you can bet that they will cause more trouble.

If you could read an article written by any COW superstar who would it be? The answer given to us by the fans. All of them.

COWcoholics enjoy the last of summer soon it will be cooler and raining. Later

September 1st 2003

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