COW Wrestling: Past Articles

Past Articles

WOW So what do you all think of the new site? I happen to enjoy all the hard work we put into making this possible. Let me tell you, it is easier than running off of fabpage, but at the same time more difficult too, but worth every pain staking minute. I totally like that we can now say whatever we want, and not get into trouble with it....Yahooo.

On to business, it has been a while since the site has been updated at all, since the first of September, and that is because we have been working hard on orchestrating this stuff for you all. Not all the results have been positive, but hey suggestions can be taken, and will be considered.

That Drunk Party held at House of Sexxay was a huge success, Sexxay raked in the dough and for once out made Casa de Drunks. WhYno says that he will be hosting a party soon as well. But he reminds everyone to visit Frankie Foley's B-Plex, which he mentions is doing very well, and to not forget about the next baroff on December 19th through the 22nd.

There is some confusion with some people I was calling someone Mysterious and everyone knows him as Mental Melvin. To clear up this confusion let me tell you this, As I have mentioned Hyper Hector the Clown was trying to take the identity of Mysterious Mark, because he wanted to return to the action. So Melvin thought he would help MM out and took on the pseudo name of Mysterious Melvin. Not to be confused with Mysterious Mick, whom has been conspicuously quiet during all of the mayhem.

Xtreme has a new prodigy I have seen him wrestle, and he is semi good, I dont think he is as good as some of the COW wrestlers, but Xtreme would like him to have a sparring match at the next COW show. He has been appealing to Political Steve to try and get this granted to him. The guys name.....American Spirit.

Dangerous Dolphin has been released to COW custody following his stint in a mental institution and must remain under the watchful eye of someone in COW, to make sure he takes his medication. Who......He has been released to the custody of WhYno.

Zoolander has been taken into a solitary confinement room, to where no one can visit him, the man is in shambles and does not like the rehab.

Dean Malenkris has also come out to challenge one more person, Blonze, he says he would like to take on Truck WhyNo and Blonze in a fatal fourway match. Will it be? We can only wait and see.

Justice has broken his silence.

I would like to see all of the COW superstars write an article, but I am not picky, I would like to know what all of them think.

Now cooler weather has arrived, or is closely on its way.......I bet you all wish for snow. COWcoholics, I am Out! Have a great week

September 22nd 2003

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