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So lets see what is new this week, well actually quite a bit believe it or not. Ok lets see, first off, many people outside the site have been asking me what happened to the Heif? Well now I can tell you, a while ago Heif and Milkman were arrested we all know that, MilkMan was released and is now on a short term parole. Well Heifer has been released. It seems the evidence that was against the two is null and void, as were their confessions. So MilkMan is no longer on parole. They were not given a pardon but they have been released. So Heif is out there somewhere.

Complaints have been coming in stating that people have been submitting articles to the site. And they are saying that I am discriminating against them. Let me straighten this up for you. I have not received any articles but if I had there isn't much of a reason why I wouldn't put one up. For some reason the link was not working Sunday night. But it is all fixed now. So anyone is invited to submit something. We would like to hear from the wrestlers and even some fans if they feel like writing something.

WhyNo has slipped into a funk. And it seems he will not talk to anyone except for MilkMan. WhYno did state to me last week before this major funk that he wants a title shot, and wants to petition to the COWmissioner...P.S. that he deserves one. I think that they should have a four way match for the number one contendership. I think it should be WhYno, Dean Malenkris, Cluck and Mysterious Mark. Well I am not really anyone to say, but I have suggested it to the notorious bookers who do not listen to anyone but what they want to see. We will see what happens though. I want to see a house show.

Dangerous Dolphin is still in the custody of the one and only WhYno. Why they chose WhYno no one really knows, but it seems that they are doing quite well together, I mean they are both completely insane. Not in a bad way, but they are both strange. And maybe DD will learn a little and then maybe WhYno will too. EveryOne's favorite Drunk has been teaching DD things of the trade. And DD is staying at Casa de Drunks, and he has become an attraction there. In the past week and a half since he has been there he has already learned how to bartend and helps WhYno do that. Together they are quite the team to watch. Frankie Foley says "if you think they are impressive when the bar is open you should see them practice before the bar opens." Hey maybe the two should team together and go for the tag titles. Just my suggestion though.

Dean Malenkris wants to fight Blonze, Truck and WhyNo. He says that he has something to prove to the COW world and he doesn't want to be overlooked anymore.

Lets see some underrated guys get their chance! Let the Bookers know what you think.

Until Next week COWcoholics.

September 29th 2003

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