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A week of COW full
of Adventure. OK well maybe not, but it was interesting none the less.
Frankie Foley did extremely
well this past week at the B-plex. Out of all he has made this past week
he made double. Good Job man. And the promotion he has going has helped
to. W2G!
WHAT?! How many times
can COW reprimand someone? Umm I think I have the record. I got reprimanded
123 times this past week, and all for things I was going to put into the
article but now I cant. Go Figure. Oh well.
Mysterious Mark and
Mysterious Melivn have still not been found or heard from. And my suspicious
nature was correct. The person who appears to have abducted the two seems
to be none other than Hyper Hector the Clown. Many Clues have lead us to
believe this, but nothing is yet confirmed. We believe since Hyper Hector
has been out of the "lime light" for a long while that he missed it and
was trying to find any way he could to come back and start pulling pranks
again. We will see when and if we can find Mysterious Mark and Mysterious
Melvin again.
Xtreme has narrowed
his training course down to 45 people surpising since last week there were
still 157 people in the course. WOW. And he did all of this while injured.
Friday night while Xtreme was leaving the training center, he suffered
a strange accident and as a result has a concussion. Nothing has been mentioned
as to what happened, but Xtreme was found knocked out cold halfway between
the doors of the center and his car by a security guard. And all of the
Security tapes have about 30 minutes missing in the tape. Strange?! What
is going on here?!
August 30th Chili Cook
Off, Casa de Drunks. Be there to taste the chili to enter the contest or
to just drink, as long as you dont drink the water.
House of Sexxay is
hosting a all night drunk party on September 5th. It has been said that
there will be many many cabana girls there. And many other things to take
place that night. WhYno has been invisted but it is not said wether or
not he will attend the event.
Dont forger the baroff
between the two bars on December 19th through the 22nd.
Dangerous Dolphin has
still been missing. There have been some strange things happening around
and in the Danford Arena, and people have been guessing that it is Dangerous
Dolphin. Apparently the infamous jacket has gone missing again and
has shown up in the new COWintern's Office. What is behind that we are
not sure. The nearest psychiatric hospital has heard from DD, but has not
seen him checked in. His Dr works at the local psychiatric hospital, and
he said that they would really like to see him come in. But DD told him
that he wouldn't, that "they have to pay". That is a little freaky
Triple S says, "I think
I will wait until next week to reveal my next clue, but hey I watched Pasteurization
2 and man oh man is that 'Mr. Technical' Dean Malenkris cute."
Ok Now that
is a little creepy. Who doesn't agree with me? So it seems that Triple
S has two crushes then.
Fate, Taliban Warrior,
And the Iraqi Assassin have a new member to thier frightful trio which
is now a quartet..... he is Palestineian Prince. Also Justice has been
seen a lot lately around with the four. Mostly with Fate. Could Justice
be turning the tables on the COW world and becoming a "heel" Could be more
a force to be reckoned with! This team is getting scarier by the day. Will
we see Justice Turn bad, we will just have to wait and see.
Bobby Zoolander has
refused to talk to anyone, and he has even refused to come out of his room
at the clinic. He has been doing ok with his classes and the 12 step program,
but he refuses to do much else. In fact I have seen a picture of him, and
man oh man he looks awful. So bad for the "pretty man"
COWcoholics enjoyed
the MilkMan's return Article last week. And they are demanding for MilkMan
to return on a permanat basis. We have spoke to MilkMan and he says he
will think about it. But until then you can check his latest article out
"Mr. Technical" Dean
Malenkris is planning on making a fast rise in the World of COW. He says
that he will do whatever it takes to do just that.
This has been the week
in COW. All you COWcoholics, have a great time.
August 11th, 2003
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