The
NEW Official Statement of the
Greatest COW Heavy Weight Champion of All
Time:
My words and actions in the past couple of
years may have been harsh, maybe even horrific, to say the least, but
Justice is reborn. The Justice of the past has returned and I will stop
at nothing to defend what is right. I will defend the principles and
values for which the United States of America represents. I will defend
what the “Red, White, and Blue” stands for with all my blood, sweat,
and tears. I will wave the American flag proudly with the respect that
it deserves.
I have FINALLY realized what the right thing
to do is. I have left that sick and twisted evil organization of The
Formidable Six. I now fight against them, not with them. I was having
some hard times back then. Now I am thinking clearer. It wasn’t the
fans fault at all for my mental breakdown into immorality. The fans used
to love me. I was the American Hero, the defender of truth and
‘justice,’ I was the “good guy.” Now I fight for what is truly
right; freedom, justice, and the All-American way! The fans are what
make wrestling successful. They have the right as Americans to cheer or
boo the performers. Their choices are theirs alone. Without the fans,
there would be no COW wrestling, no Political Steve, no Justice, and no
Moo Mania.
After traveling with the malicious Formidable
Six and learning all the evils they harbor and create, I have a new
understanding of what I originally stood for. I have a new appreciation
for the morals and the freedoms of America compared to those who
aren’t as fortunate. I have found a similar menace right here in COW.
A shady, deceitful, and crooked politician has abused his power long
enough. He goes by the name of Political Steve and he has to be stopped.
Someone has to stand up for the rights of the COW superstars and the
fans. Someone has to stand up to the corruption and tyranny for which
Political Steve supports freely. The corruption of the Political Machine
must be stopped. I am laying out a challenge to Political Steve for the
Cowmissionership, which he has joyfully misused and dishonored. It is
time to protect what is right in COW. The challenge has been made. The
time is now… it is time for a change. It is time for Justice!
The time and place are up to you Political
Steve. Let’s rock!
There is STILL one thing that is definitely
true in the history of COW... I am the best COW Heavy Weight Champion
there is, was, and forever will be.
The Best COW Heavy Weight Champion of All
Time, Justice! Date: 5/26/2006
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