The
Unofficial Official Statement from Your Cowmissioner, Political Steve,
concerning that No Good Varmint, Justice:
How dare you challenge me, son! You Left-Wing
Liberal! Your wrestling sucks as much as Monica did down on that
Left-Wing Radical, Clinton. I do declare… you are one feisty thorn
in my hide. I reckon you want a war? Well varmint, you got a war! I
say, I say son… I accept your challenge on my terms and on my terms
only. You say you want my Cowmissionership? You say you proudly wave
the American flag, is that right? Well, where I come from boy, we wave
the Confederate flag prouder than any flag waved in the world. Since
you are so fond of waving flags, the match will be a Flag match, the
prize will be the Cowmissionership and the place is none other than
Moo Mania III. That’s right, I said, I said… Moo Mania III, son!
Ooooh great Mcgillicutty, I can’t wait to see
your embracement by the end of the match as I wave my Confederate flag
high and proudly in your face. Then again, son, I may just kick your
teeth down your throat so bad that you will be lying unconscious as I
stand, King of the hill, waving the red, white, and blue of the South!
The true American flag may be red, white, and blue, but it has 13
white stars in a blue “X”, surrounded by the red blood of the
South. Dixieland, I’ll make my stand… I’ll live and die for
Dixie!
Yeeeeeeehaaaaaa!!!!!!
-The COWmissioner, Political Steve. Date: 5/29/06
(Brought to you by the Right-Wing Wackos to elect Political Steve as Your
Continuous Cowmissioner.)
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