COW-Wrestling.com Wall of Fame
2008
June 24th 2008-
Another First in the
History of COW-Wrestling.com and the COW Wrestling Wall of Fame. This Next
inductee into the Wall of Fame has been decided by the people and
completely from the people. Majority rules with this next inductee.
Once you see who the latest inductee is you will completely understand why
this person was not chosen by myself. Although this person was on the list
to be inducted, the request by the people was unanimous and his induction
was pushed up in the list.
This is the Tenth
Inductee into the COW-Wrestling Wall of Fame. And this man completely
deserves the induction, he works hard and has accomplished many feats
within COW.
Political Steve, one of
the most notorious COW Personalities, he prides himself on his
accomplishments and his enemies. He is full of his southern pride,
and his "RIGHT-ness".
Political Steve has of
course had a roller coaster career in COW, but that has not stopped him
from pushing his way to the top and to keep on going. Political Steve has
achieved two of the most prestigious and most coveted positions
within COW. Being both the COWMissionership and Holder of the COW
Heavyweight Title (of which at one point he held at the same time.) He has
been COWMissioner on two separate occasions, once right after he was unanimously
voted after a former COW Employee was fired.
Political Steve's most
recent COWMissionership ended in a bunch of controversy and
"supposed" abuse of power. Leaving the Next COWMissioner (CowMissioner
Justice) to clean up a big mess, and a huge pile of paperwork, that took
almost a year to get in order. All of the controversy surrounding him has
not hindered him or his status in COW. And he continues to strive for
#1.
Political Steve has a persistent
nature about him. Thus him always striving for the best. He was completely
devastated and vowed that he would become COWMissioner again.
Political Steve may be
one of the most Powerful COW Personalities. He is witty and cunning and
completely owns his heel status. He is able to pretty much get the matches
he wants within COW.
Political Steve has even
dominated the Tag Team World with Iraqi Assassin aka the Republican
Guard. Political Steve and Iraqi Assassin
team very well together, though they work much better as a team in a
situation where tags are not necessary, where they are both in the squared
circle against another team. Even though their tagging skills lack in timing and
accuracy, their skills as a team nonetheless seem to flourish. It is quite
possible that given the chance they could beat just about any team that
COW has to offer.
Political Steve has
earned this Honor Hands Down. Congratulations Political Steve on being the
First inductee voted unanimously by the public and being the Tenth
inductee into the COW-Wrestling.com Wall of Fame.
February 7th 2008-
The Ninth Inductee into
the COW Wrestling Wall of Fame is a Wrestler as well as holding many other
jobs in COW. Wrestling is not his first profession however, he is an
entertainer.
This person has held many jobs, but the one he is being inducted for is
the job in COW that he performs the most. Commentating. The next inductee
into the COW-Wrestling.com Wall of Fame is.....
Hanz is the main announcer for COW (Numero Uno). He usually announces alone but has the tendency at times to have commentary with some
ostentatious individuals including Franz, Brother Bill and Rim Joss.
Hanz has also competed as a wrestler in COW before. His finishing
move is the Hitler Hit. He even held the HardKore Title, COW's 24/7 title
belt.
Hanz has also held the coveted COWMissionership for a time, in which he
implemented several rules that are still in use today. Although he
"left" his position under questionable circumstances, Hanz
remains one of the highly regarded COWMissioners to date, because he was
fair, and just.
Hanz has mentioned numerous times about movies he has been in and wishes to continue doing
them while he does commentary. These include...King Kong meets King Dong, Forest Hump,
Get Ass, as well as many others.
Hanz is being inducted for his great ability to call it as it is, to talk
about the matches and for his great professionalism. No other COW
commentator has the great speaking skills that Hanz has to call the
matches.
Hanz is an entertainer, he loves to "play" to the crowds, and he
loves to be noticed. He is not afraid to say anything, and that is what
has gotten him this spot in the Wall of Fame. He is a great
"Wheeler-Dealer" and does his job(s) with excellent accuracy.
Congratulations Hanz for being the ninth inductee into the COW-Wrestling.com
Wall of Fame, we salute you.....(but not with your infamous salute.)
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