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Winter 2004
Political Steve was relieved temporarily of his COWmissioner Duties when
he cheated and forged records. He temporary replacement was CA DuDley, who
went Power Hungry
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Winter 2004
F-COW was banned from being published by CA DuDley, because it
"portrayed him in a false light"
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December 24th, 2004
Senor Sexxay Spent a night in jail for a drunken Brawl, though he was only
officially charge with Public Intoxication
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December 31st, 2004
Frankie Foley's B-Plex was Vandalized
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January 1st, 2005
Political Steve Returned to his duties much to the delight of the rest of
COW. And PS himself.
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January 1st, 2005
COW Star's New Years Resolutions
- Frankie Foley's is to eat better get more exercise and to hopefully have a
better year for his Health.
- Dangerous Dolphin said he wishes to be allowed back into the ring in COW and to
prove that he is no longer the severe risk they deemed him as.
- Jaso's is to decorate the world in Fashion.
- WhYno said that he is going to drink more beers, have more parties, and have
more fun.
- Triple S said he hopes to make it in the movie world as his adult film starts
its shoot soon he had to slip that part in.
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January 8th -January 29th, 2005
The site was invaded by some people whom called themselves the NCD. And we
were not allowed to update the site, because they blocked all access to it
as far as publishing went.
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January 29th 2005
P.S. back in office decided to show everyone he was back and in charge and
threw Syco Christine out of the building and have her arrested. Saying that
he was afraid for his well being because she got upset at a comment he made
about F-COW.
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January 29th 2005
Some information on the NCD was found out.
* The NCD stands for New COW Domination
* NCD and all of its members are currently employed by COW.
* There are at least three members of the NCD.
* We at current do not know who they are.
* We do know however that their goal in breaking into the site was to let us
know they could, and to let us know that they are going to be a force to deal
with in COW.
* We do not know why they chose to invade the site when they did, but we do know
that they think they are going to get away with it. And that there will be no repercussions.
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February 5th, 2005
The website found out who the invaders were, though it was very hard
to track down they were now in big trouble with COW-Wrestling.com for what they
have done.
As far as them being in trouble with COW, well it was thought COW itself
didnt really give a hair on a horse's hinny. Because they told us, when
all of the evidence was shown to them of whom it was and everything, that there was
nothing they could do.
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February 5th, 2005
COW legally banned Syco Christine from informing the readers who the members
of NCD were. If Syco Christine were to have let anyone know, the website
would be taken down indefinitely.
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February 5th, 2005
Frankie Foley's B-Plex Vandalized for a second time.
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February 26th, 2005
COW and Syco Christine fight out website woes in court, and COW tried to
sue Syco Christine. And everything short of fired her, because she knew too
much information and said too much. And was fined for saying WFC, and
mentioning anything about them.
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February 26th, 2005
Syco Christine battled COW for the right to inform the public who the NCD
was/is.
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February 26th, 2005
Renewal time for contracts COW Chose not to renew the contracts of Rico and Duie
Anderson, making them Free Agents
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March 5th, 2005
Frankie Foley's B-Plex Re-opened Successfully and without incident, and was
remodeled and looked better than ever!
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March 5th, 2005
Xtreme eliminated half the people who enrolled in the Farm League in the
FIRST day of training. And by the first week's end there were only four
people who remained in the training course.
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March 5th, 2005
The judge in the case about COW vs. COW-Wrestling.com said that Syco
Christine was no
longer to be fined for saying WFC. That the charges behind that were ludicrous.
Also some more news, Syco Christine was told COW-Wrestling was no longer the official website for COW, and
that they are no longer to have any association with me. Syco Christine was told "it is
a good idea to remove the Official from the website, but it does not have to be
done" so guess what, in spite it aint coming down. Syco Christine was also told that
because she was no longer in association with COW, she could do whatever she liked with
the site, and that she was allowed to say whatever she liked. Phooey on COW. And COW can not persecute me
for it. It was also said in Court that the premise behind them saying Syco Christine could
not publish any F-COW's were unfounded.
Syco Christine got a phone call from COW asking that she restrain from publishing anything that has to do with them vs
COW-Wrestling.com. And then about an hour later she got a phone call from someone
in COW, telling me that they were requesting an interview with me......
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March 12th, 2005
Syco Christine took COW to court, because they refused to pay her for the
last two months she worked on the site.
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March 12th, 2005
WhYno got a black eye from leaning over to pick up a shot glass that fell on
the floor and hit his eye on the beer tap.
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March 12th, 2005
Senor Sexxay had to close the House of Sexxay for a week and refused to
comment as to why, but told the website, "it is closed for a week get over
it, and get over yourself."
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March 12th, 2005
Xtreme has managed to complete the training course in less than
two weeks. How? Well he was so tough on them that they ALL quit.
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March 27th, 2005
Tournament went on for the COW Heavyweight
Championship. Because Bobby Zoolander was stripped of the title because when
signing the contract for a Title Match, he wrote below the line that says
"Do Not Write Below This Line" He wrote "Ok" . And as the
rules state anyone who does that is stripped of the title, and because of his
arrogance, or stupidity, which-ever is preferred to whomever to call it, Bobby
Zoolander has lost the Heavyweight title.
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March 27th, 2005
COW Had a House SHOW for results click
here
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April 1st, 2005
Xtreme said he would not be back for another year or season at the farm
league because all of the so called hopefuls that entered the facility were
basically hopeless.
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April 8th, 2005
Xtreme has made arrangements with COW to perhaps appear again in
the shows.
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April 8th, 2005
Rumors flew around about a possible invasion from another wrestling
industry.
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April 10th, 2005
COW Had On the Farm TWO.....find
the results here.
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April 10th, 2005
Truck was jumped by a member of another wrestling industry
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April 22nd, 2005
Tooth Decay, in the news for once, the completely creepy team
has been spotted trying to give dental exams to people out of the back of a
van/bus. They did not get into trouble, because apparently they have a license
to do so, but they were asked to leave the parking lot that they were parked
in.
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April 22nd, 2005
Rumors quietly flew for months that WFC
has been trying to hire Senor Sexxay away from COW. COW did not confirm
that, and they said rather, "Senor Sexxay is under contract with COW for a
very long time."
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April 29th, 2005
WhYno is being quoted here: "I am wondering why the
COW Mistress is allowing such things to be done... The 'other federations' (this
part has been changed) or whatever it was called has no business in
COW. It may be just my humble opinion, but i think that it has gone far enough.
Upseting memembers of COW isnt the best way to get things done. My good friend
Hesus Kristo and I were talking earlier, and he wasnt very appreciative of the
amount of coverage a non-COW entity was receiving on a COW site... just
conveying a message...and i am inclined to agree...just a thought..."
My response: Well my intentions are not to upset members of COW. And I
know that it was not much liked that I was reporting about another Wrestling
federation, I was just and ONLY, reporting about the current News in COW.
Nothing more, and well that was the news in COW. Ya'll know I report the goings
on of COW and/or my opinion. And HEY IT WAS NEWS. I am not going to explain
myself anymore about that.
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April 29th, 2005
Killa Kris was spotted hanging around Senor Sexxay. But the rumors about Sexxay
in talks with WFC to jump
there were proven false, the rumors still flew around.
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April 29th, 2005
Sexxay planned his own even to combat the annual Chili Cook-off held by
Casa de Drunks.
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May 6th, 2005
June 18th and 19th was the set date for the Chili Cook off at
Casa de Drunks. WhYno has decided that would be a good day.
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May 6th, 2005
Mysterious Mark has shocked COW when he sent in a petition to
COW Big Heads demanding a match against Truck. The petition states that Truck
knowingly mis-represented the Truck Challenge knowing that the $50,000 was not
money.
Truck was shocked to find out it was not $50,000, and says he did not know it
was not just that.
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May 6th, 2005
BIG NEWS Haul E. Paymen finally achieved
getting his wrestling license.
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May 13th, 2005
Threats were made on Casa de Drunks and on The House of
Sexxay and the threats were no joke. Small fires had been set in the
back of the bars, and all were put out before they got anywhere.
Apparently it was thought it may be a
man who is trying to enter the bar industry and has been trying for the past
three years with little luck.
WhYno and Senor Sexxay both refuse to comment on
the subject but both have issued a statement saying the problem is being taken
care of.
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May 13th, 2005
The Big Heads officially accepted the petition by Mysterious Mark to
fight Truck in a match.....but was no word if the match would be inked.
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May 28th, 2005
The person who was setting the fires in the back of House
of Sexxay and Casa de Drunks was caught two weeks ago (prior to this date)
trying to set another fire, and was arrested.
It was the man who had been trying to open a bar in the area with little
success.
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May 28th, 2005
The Big Heads have released a statement:
"Justice will not be receiving a title shot at this time, because we
believe he has ill intentions. That he would like to just rub it in our faces
and that he would have nothing but ill will towards anyone and everyone if he
did win the title. Justice is a good wrestler, but at this time he will not receive
the shot. He has defended his title more times than any other COW star while
retaining the title, however we believe at the current time that it is best for
everyone."
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May 28th, 2005
Mysterious Mark has been denied his grudge match against Truck. They said
that they didnt want to see a grudge match against the two, because the match
has happened once before and it wasnt too interesting. (this according to the
Big Heads).
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June 03rd, 2005
WhyNo went to court on June 2nd because they wanted to verify
his American Citizenship. For some reason it is still in question, and he has
been called back for sometime next week, he will not give us the details.
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June 03rd, 2005
An
impromptu match so to speak happend in the Danford Arena.
Justice was leaving the building as Tea Money was coming in. Apparently Tea
Money made a rude comment and Justice snapped and beat the living snot out of
him. Tea Money did his best to fight back, but didnt get to far. He did manage
to get in a couple of punches though, but he ended up worse for wear. He came
out of it with a busted eyebrow, and a lot of bruises. He needed 10 stitches in
his eyebrow.
The Big Heads saw this and fined Justice an undetermined amount.
June 03rd, 2005
The man who set fires in the back of House of Sexxay and Casa de Drunks went to
court and it has been said he is no longer allowed to attempt to open any
business in Tijuana.
June 10th, 2005
Justice is rather mad about being fined for defending himself.
June 10th, 2005
Xtreme was allowed to train the new trainers of future COW
Hopefuls. He saw them attempting to train a few people and was disgusted at the
site.
June 10th, 2005
The Male Star Bobby Zoolander had a little bit of bad
luck, he has lost his wrestling license. It was revoked for some reason
unclear to us. And for the time being COW refuses to comment.
June 10th, 2005
Blonze broke his leg, he was out training for an up coming match when he was
in the ring and opponent threw him out of the ring. Someone had left the
weight bar too close to the ring, and Blonze's leg smashed into it as he hit
the ground (landing sort of sideways).
June 20th, 2005
The Chili Cook Off at Casa de Drunks went off without a hitch.
And WhYno was again the winner of the event, with his special chili. But since
he refused the prize it went to another contestant from Playa Del Rey California
named Mark Vuscos. The top prize was 2500 dollars and a years supply of kidney
beans, and chili sauce. (supplied by a sponsor of the event) As well as free
beer for a month.
June 20th, 2005
The House of Sexxay's event was not so bad. It had many visitors
for the lingerie fashion show and the rest of the evenings events. And Sexxay
has decided that his bar will now be a lingerie bar. Both Male and Female
Bartenders and hostesses for the bar only will be wearing lingerie. And no
employees had any complaint about it. The waiters and waitresses for the restaurant
will not however dress in that attire. The now addition to the House of
Sexxay, (the restaurant) will open early next year due to some delays with the
construction.
July 08th, 2005
Bobby Zoolander had another streak of bad luck, besides losing his wrestling license, he has been fined 10,000$ by a
judge for lewd behavior in public.
July 10th, 2005
COW Had a House SHow for results click
here
July 17th 2005
COW held a COW awards with awards given for
many different things, like worst gimmick, best gimmick, best intro and many
more.
COW-Wrestling.com also contributed and gave out a few awards.
You can view COPIES of the Awards presented to the winners by going to our COW
Awards 2005 Page. To view who the Nominees were you can go to the Nominees
Page.
August 5th, 2005
Frankie Foley broke his hip.
August 5th, 2005
Senor Sexxay had a set back in the addition to his bar, the restaurant
had a small electrical fire that broke out in a wall of the new portion of the
building.
August 5th, 2005
WhYno was willed something huge by someone who he knew that passed away about two months
ago (as of date above), and in his will he
left WhYno about ten acres of land to do with what he wishes.
August 26th, 2005
Senor Sexxay put a restraining order on the website and Syco Christine.
He claimed that the site hindered him from doing his job and making money.
August 26th, 2005
Senor Sexxay has requested that we put more pictures of him on
the website, and said that he would protest the site until we did so.
August 26th, 2005
Bobby Zoolander had a bit of good luck to accompany his
streak of bad luck, he was given his wrestling license back, pending an
evaluation, but he was also ordered to Anger Management courses and was ordered to take training courses for wrestling again to get his license.
And also was ordered by a judge to take weekly drug and alcohol tests. He also
had his drivers license suspended though, so now he relies on what friends he
has left to take him to work, because he refuses to ride the bus. "I am too
pretty to ride the bus," he says.
September 23rd, 2005
Blonze claims he met the woman of his dreams. And was released to train to
wrestle again after his broken leg due to a weight carelessly left on the
floor.
September 23rd, 2005
Bobby Zoolander has been given his license back
officially he has completed all that has been required of him, and has been told
that he needs to continue with the Anger Management courses, because of his many
problems.
September 23rd, 2005
Justice scared a little boy that approached him for an autograph, and
then was asked to leave the store, upon leaving he squelches his tires and
sped away.
September 23rd, 2005
Political Steve said he is quite hopeful for some fresh talent to come
out of the Farm Leagues this year.
October 21st, 2005
Sexxay withdrew his restraining order saying that "there is a slight
possibility that you being around may have helped business, but dont get
your heads up your as$es it is only a SLIGHT chance!"
October 21st, 2005
Sexxay after more than a year of physical Therapy has ridded himself of
his ever obvious limp saying saying something about being hideous, when
asked if he thought he was hideous this was his reply, "of course not
ugly, but anyone can see there is absolutely no
flaws in this speciman, so seeing me limp because of an attack that a COWARD
made on me really sticks out. I was determined not to let them win, and with a
lot of work I have managed to mostly get rid of it. I keep my cane around
for cold days, my leg really stiffens up then but I have managed to keep things
under control. Like Always....You know, rumor has it Justice was the one who
wanted to see me out of action...we all know that guy has it out for me....oh
yeah....dont forget to visit the HOUSE OF SEXXAY, we are so much better than the
competition, what's their names....?! (insert cackle)."
October 21st, 2005
Frankie Foley has finally returned to work full time after his broken
hip.
October 21st, 2005
Dangerous Dolphin's mental health is improving, and his therapist said
that him having to be "watched" by WhYno and Frankie Foley has
greatly improved his mental health, he has greatly reduced the amount of
pills he has to take, and he also now has friends. He said he is the
happiest he has been in....well a long time.
October 21st, 2005
Bobby Zoolander has been ordered to attend at least one more year of
anger management classes, because the man "has issues" according
to secretary who works in the Big Heads' offices.
October 26th, 2005
NCD had the gall to strike the website again, attempting to lock everyone
out of the Websites offices, and forcing Syco Christine to send them All
home.
October 29th, 2005
Certain actions are being taken against certain people, for a prank someone
pulled on the COWmissioner.....Someone gave him a bottle of AkWard and turns
out there was not what was supposed to be in there in the bottle.....it was
more of a "personal" nature...It made Political Steve puke, and
even break out in some sort of icky rash, and he looked so sick, that even
his closest of friends refused to go near him. But COW refused to
comment on any of the goings on in this matter.
November 2nd, 2005
The additions to Senor Sexxay's House of Sexxay were completed, the restaurant
is now being decorated and the final touches being added the bar is at
current scheduled to open December 31st 2005.
November 3rd, 2005
COW inducted Justice as the first member of the COW-Wrestling.com Wall of
Fame.
November 4th, 2005
Xtreme protests COW Farm League, claiming the results of the people who are
wanting to be a part of COW, are absolutely, outrageously, uncoordinated.
Xtreme said, "I have nothing to brag about, because it seems like I
have two left feet, but these people cant handle their own, you put them in
the ring against Frankie Foley, 'The Oldest Drunk Man In Wrestling' and
Frankie Foley would win even with his hands tied behind his back, and this
is after his hip surgery! Doesnt that seem paa.paa....whats that
word??? Oh doesnt that seem sad to you?!"
November 4th, 2005
After a week and a half Syco Christine managed to get into the building
after publishing the site from a separate locale, and was severely pissed.
The entire building was in disarray. And her office was completely destroyed
and her computers stolen.
November 19th, 2005
A New COW Board was put on the website.
November 24th, 2005
WhYno had a "turkey" potato gun explode as it backfired on his
second attempt to fire a turkey out of the gun. He then removed the
firing mechanism and blew the remaining portion of gun up. And he then won
an award especially made for him entitled: "Most likely to be have a
modified Potato gun backfire in their face."
December 1st, 2005
Senor Sexxay is officially the Second Inductee into the COW-Wrestling.com
Wall of Fame.
December 7th, 2005
Rico Anderson has had a bit of a holiday accident, while moving a bunch of
boxes, a large 8ft. Douglas Fir "Fake" Christmas tree, and box, fell and as he
was trying to move his foot, it fell on the edge of his foot and broke his
baby toe and the one next to it. He has been limping around in pain with one
crutch, but says it is not affecting him too much.
December 20th, 2005
NCD made another threat to the website, that they would strike over the
holiday season.
December 21st, 2005
Senor Sexxay allowed the website a sneak peak at the New addition to the
House of Sexxay.
December 22nd, 2005
WhYno is enthused with his new building, and has said that the bar, and the
new Arena is to be a Laser Tag/PaintBall Arenas. He thinks it is great.
December 22nd, 2005
COW-Wrestling.com Announced that they have a list of whom could be the next
member of the Wall of Fame. And asked who anyone else wanted to see as the
next member.
December 27th, 2005
Recently COW-Wrestling.com got an interview with Syco Christine, where she
answered some questions about the website, about some of the COW
Stars, and about some controversies involving her. To
read it click here
December 30th, 2005
In preparations for the coming new year, all of the COW Stars have their own
events going on, and their own plans for the Holidays.
- Senor Sexxay and the House of Sexxay are actually opening the Restaurant
at 7:30 pm December 30th, a full 12 hours earlier than expected.
-WhYno is opening his Paintball/Laser Tag Arena Temporarily for the weekend,
as well as the events he has planned for his bar.
- CA DuDley is again dressing like Baby New Year, WhY? No one is quite
certain, but suspicions have arisen but apparently he enjoys it. Rumors
around that Jaso and Triple S will be around as well.
-Our Wonderful COWmissioner Political Steve is going to have a quiet New
Years or so he says.
-The Formidable Six have a party planned, for themselves only. (Can someone
smell the destruction on the horizon? )
- Bobby Zoolander will spend his New Years Eve (part of it) at an AA
Meeting, as well as another portion of it at his Anger Management Classes.
And the rest of the Evening at home.
-No one is certain as to what Blonze has planned
- Xtreme is going to spend the holiday getting drunk, according to him.
-Truck, he has told us he will be having a good holiday, but it isnt any of
our business what he will be up to.
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