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Recapping all of the BIG Stories of 2006

• January 1st, 2006
  As his first act of the new year. Blonze married his Girlfriend, which we have finally found out her name after numerous months of trying to talk to her. She is known as Sexy Sandy. She still refuses to talk to us. And Blonze will not let us near her, but she has been spotted with him in many different locales over the past few months. Supposedly Blonze popped the question on Thanksgiving Eve. And Right as the clock struck 12 on New Years Day they both said "I do" and were joined together in wedded bliss. Many Congratulations.

• January 1st, 2006
  Senor Sexxay had a Successful opening of his restaurant. Which was full to capacity the entire weekend.

• January 1st, 2006
  WhYno had a successful temporary opening of his Arena. And said it may open sooner than planned.

• January 27th, 2006
  Justice had his car smashed into...Apparently someone backed into his car at a high rate of speed and smashed the trunk in a little.

• January 27th, 2006
  WhYno and Sexxay though still feuding have gotten together and decided on doing a few events together this year. And Sexxay has been invited back to the Annual Chili Cook-off held by Casa de Drunks.

• January 27th, 2006
  There will be a Bar vs. Bar event around Valentines Day where House of Sexxay employees will take on Casa de Drunk employees at the Laser Tag/Paintball Arena.

• February 1st, 2006
  Syco Christine was chased out of the COW training Facility by security after she walked in to speak with Blonze.

• February 11th, 2006
  El Vaca Azul was banned from ever posting at the COW-Board for slandering COW Stars

• February 12th, 2006
  Justice's car was attacked again while outside the Danford Arena. This time, profanities were spray painted on the hood of the car.

• February 13th, 2006
  WhYno Announces to his disappointment that due to some problems with the building and preparation to get the arenas opened on February 14th, that the Arenas official open date has been pushed back to March 2nd. In which Casa de Drunks employees with WhYno will take on The House of Sexxay employees with Senor Sexxay Both bars are excited for the event to come and have been preparing.

• February 21st, 2006
  Bobby Zoolander was given a contract to sign by COW Officials in order to receive his Wrestling License back and to be put back on the Active Roster. To read a copy of the contract click here.

• February 26th, 2006
  Christopher Eugene and Maximillion Johnston III while at their winter home, were filming a little story about their privileged lifestyle and while doing so they were served by the police with some papers apparently from the IRS. About two minutes before that Happened Tea Money entered the residence, and then the knock at the door for the three of them. As soon as the papers were served and they saw who it was from the people who were interviewing the three were kicked out of the house, and have yet to be contacted back about coming back to finish the interviews. "No comment" is all we can get out of them, and their representatives.

• February 28th, 2006
   Bobby Zoolander, after the 21st since signing that contract with COW has been training vigorously (weight lifting and running) in his home to prepare to enter the ring again. He hopes that all of this will work out and that he will be able to be hired back again full time into COW. And be given back his wrestling license. Zoolander is a bit worried however, because he has the feeling that someone might try to sabotage him. And he has been very worried about his former stylist Jaso, he says that Jaso and he left things on bad terms, so he isnt sure how things will be. Zoolander has apparently tried to speak with Jaso in the past month, but Jaso will not accept nor will he return any of Zoolander's phone calls. Zoolander while a bit distraught about that, is doing his best to keep his mind on the important things, and keeping his thoughts in good places and working on his lists with both the Anger Management and with his AA meetings.

• March 1st, 2006
  Political Steve while shredding documents apparently got his index finger too close to the shredder and cut the tip of his finger off. An accident indeed, Political Steve blames it on the phone which rang and startled him, his hand slipped and barely hit the blade. Political Steve is fine.

• March 2nd, 2006
  Casa de Drunks employees vs. House of Sexxay employees. At Las Arenas de Drunks  the latest Endeavor of WhYno.
  WhYno and several of his Casa de Drunks employees (including Dangerous Dolphin, and Frankie Foley)  took on Senor Sexxay and several of his employees of The House of Sexxay. In WhYno's New Laser-Tag and Paint Ball Arenas in an All Night Event.
  -Winner of the Laser Tag Event: In two out of three Rounds won, The House of Sexxay took the W for the Laser Tag Event.
  -Winner of the Paint-Ball Event: In a clean two out of three round win, Casa de Drunks scores the W.
  The event in total turns out in a tie. WhYno and Sexxay both said that in this event they both put fourth a good effort. Also WhYno mentioned that "There will be more competitions between the two bars. It will not just end......
  The score is: Casa de Drunks 1      House of Sexxay 1
  And the scores will continue to accumulate.....Its all fun and games, but remember we are two serious businesses and two serious competitors who are competing against each other each and every day. One of us will come out the victor....And I am betting on CASA de Drunks" And WhYno walked away with a few beers in his hand.
  Senor Sexxay overheard WhYno say Casa de Drunks and came up to us after he left and said, "The True Winner in the end will be The House of Sexxay. We are coming on Strong.......You will see MY face everywhere!"

• March 3rd, 2006
  Mysterious Mark was seen lurking around checking out several COW Wrestlers, while the wrestlers were training. Mysterious Mark saw that we saw him and took off in the other direction. When I asked a janitor if MM had been around a lot recently the janitor replied, " yeah we have seen him around a bit, we are not sure what he is up to, but we think it has to do with research for a match he might have coming up" Now that is complete speculation, and as everyone knows MM will not talk to us, so I suppose we will never know what is going on in the Mysterious One's head.

• March 4th, 2006
  An Impromptu match occurred between Truck and Dean Malenkris. Truck was in the squared circle practicing with a friend at Danford Arena, when all of the sudden Malenkris, who was in the arena, came up to Truck and started to bait him. Truck not in a very good mood to begin with, because of some problems he came across earlier in the day in which security did not want to let  him into the arena. Well Malenkris came in and decided to heckle Truck and was pretty relentless. Finally Truck called him out, told his friend to leave as Malenkris got into the ring the two fought each other both punching and kicking and wrestling in a harsh manner, until security came in with Political Steve and escorted a bruised Malenkris out of the Arena. And Truck was told to go into the locker room until Malenkris was off the property. When Truck left the arena, he was followed to a truck stop, and Malenkris jumped out of his car, and proceed to assault  Truck the two battled again until the police showed up and took the two to jail. Where they both sat until Political Steve came and bailed them out and since neither pressed any charges on the other, they were let go with a warning. P.S. quite enraged is trying to figure out what to do next, Because they both have vowed to beat the crap out of each other if they ever got near each other again.

• March 8th, 2006
  El Vaca Azul decided to send an email to Syco Christine and a letter to the Officials of COW and carbon copy Political Steve because of being banned from posting at the website.
  In this letter, El Vaca Azul not only called Syco Christine foul names, but El Vaca called everyone in COW a name or two. And blamed them all for certain goings on. El Vaca went on to claim that COW has an unfair working environment, and is not only biased, but also makes a person feel as if they are low.
  Now we all know this not to be the case. But El Vaca Azul made the claims anyway. And instead of Syco Christine giving him the boot, James and Jason Russo both decided that El Vaca Will NEVER return to the website under any circumstances, working for or visiting the website. And that "he" was in violation of a contract he signed with COW and COW has decided to sue El Vaca Azul.
  This will all play out in the months to come in court.

• March 10th, 2006
  A "new" person came out of the woodworks, adding yet another mystery to COW. 
  Las Noticias Persiguen has been working for the website for three years, and until now it has been mostly in secret and undercover. And as it is most unlikely that anyone will figure out who he is, it has been brought into question why he came out of  the woodwork now.

• March 20th, 2006
  Las Noticias Persiguen wrote his first article for the website you can read it by clicking here.

• March 20th, 2006
  COW-Wrestling.com Announced the third inductee into the COW-Wrestling.com Wall of Fame. It is none other than the Truck.

• March 31st, 2006
  It was announced that Las Noticias Persiguen will be hired to the COW-Wrestling website on a provisional basis.

• March 31st, 2006
  An Impromptu face off between The House of Sexxay and Casa de Drunks happened when they both showed up at a baseball field. They were supposed to have a softball tournament between one another at the end of April, according to WhYno. But when they both showed up for a practice at the same field, they both decided to have the match then and there. When this was decided the two bars/teams took the field after flipping a coin, House of Sexxay took to the outfield first, and with Casa de Drunks up they scored one run.
  When House of Sexxay switched places they also scored one run.
  By the end of the the ninth with 2 strikes and 2 outs, The House of Sexxay was down by one point. As WhYno had made two homeruns and a grand-slam in his 6 at bats. Senor Sexxay is at bat, the pitcher tosses the ball and it pings Sexxay in the upper thigh,  Now House of Sexxay has a Runner on First base, and 2 outs. The next person up to bat quickly gets two strikes, and with the final toss, STRIKE.
  Senor Sexxay and the House of Sexxay Lose this Impromptu Face off between he and his bar against WhYno and Casa de Drunks. The Final Score was 20 to 19.
  The score between the bars is now: Casa de Drunks 2      House of Sexxay 1

• April 1st, 2006
  WhYno pulled quite an April Fool's joke on his staff. He told them that no one could enter the bar, because the bar had been broken into. The bar was wrapped around with the yellow police tape. And police were swarming around the building. Apparently WhYno hired them all. And after about 30 Minutes  he had a news crew come up with 5 people all wearing shirts that said.. "April Fools"  The staff quite embarrassed and a few pretty angry laughed it off then went to work. Where it was the talk of the bar the rest of the day.

• April 4th, 2006
  WhYno Officially opened "Oficinas del Drunks" an office building with an office for his businesses as well. And a community center. This has been a project in the making for many years according to WhYno, it just hasnt been finished until recently, because of having to go through many contractors, and having a few problems with permits and the land.. WhYno finally hired the same people who worked on his arena to finish the building.

• April 5th, 2006
  Someone, apparently the same person who broke into and smashed into Justice's car, broke into Justice's house they went on the back lawn and spray painted "Loser" across his yard. And also wrecked a few of his things in his house.  And trashed his television set.
  Justice has a clue of who this person is, but it isnt the person he thought it was in the beginning. It is another person who is suspects now.

• April 15th, 2006
  WhYno officially announced that the Fourth Annual Casa de Drunk Chili Cook  Off will happen the entire weekend of June 16th. Festivities will start early morning on June 16th, and will last throughout the weekend and the winner of the Chili Cook Off will be named at approximately 8pm on June 18th.

• April 20th, 2006
  Issue 7 of F-COW has finally made its way out of the woodwork, after a long time of working on it, and many different dates accumulated, Issue 7 has made it to be published

• April 20th, 2006 through May 22nd, 2006
  A wrestler claiming to be related to a famous professional wrestler, has protested and gone through many challenges put forth by the Russo's and Political Steve. It seems he wishes to be hired by COW, and COW has not given him a straight answer so he returns every day to go through more challenges and he says, " I will continue to come back until I get a straight answer either in the positive or negative, I would like to know." The Name of this person is Hayes Rutherford Orndorff. While he is a very good technical wrestler, and has it all down pat, the Russo's and Political Steve have yet to answer him, much to his dismay.

• May 1st, 2006
  It was heard that Teddy Blanchard was arrested. Teddy Blanchard had no comment

• May 5th, 2006
  Another impromptu match up between House of Sexxay and Casa de Drunks. House of Sexxay had rented out the entire arena for the morning, but when WhYno and some of his employees showed up at the arena around noon to celebrate Cinco de Mayo, Sexxay became enraged and challenged WhYno to another rematch, this time only in the paintball arena. WhYno, being rather belligerent and in the mood for a brawl, agreed, and the two bars again went one on one.
  As the battle began Frankie Foley was immediately taken out as it seemed he had fallen asleep before the battle began. WhYno was then hunted down by many of Sexxay's employees and then gunned down. by the paintball guns, as he was cornered and surrounded by six people. Sexxay was the only to take the shot, and WhYno was eliminated as four of Sexxay's employees were shot in the back by Dangerous Dolphin right after WhYno was shot. that left the people remaining to House of Sexxay 2 and Casa de Drunks 4.  Senor Sexxay and an employee hid as the four people from Casa de Drunks snuck around, one by one being taken out as they moved. Senor Sexxay had climbed into a tree to get the perfect shot. Now down to two Sexxay vs. Dangerous Dolphin, Sexxay climbed down the tree as DD was lost in some bushes. Sexxay then spotted Dangerous Dolphin as Dangerous Dolphin spotted Sexxay they both fired and DD missed Sexxay by a hair. And Sexxay shot DD in the stomach for the victory. One of Sexxay's employees was heard as celebrating, and then he said when Sexxay wasn't around, "thank goodness we won, otherwise we wouldn't have heard the end of it, we would have gotten a serious tongue lashing."
  Sexxay was asked if this were true and he grinned and said, "get out of my way you jealous people."
  The score between the bars is now: Casa de Drunks 2 -- House of Sexxay 2

• May 9th, 2006
  News escaped that COW May be having a COW Show in the near future.

• May 10th, 2006
  Las Noticias Persiguen was officially hired as a full time writer to the COW-Wrestling Website.

• June 2nd, 2006
  Bobby Zoolander has officially recieved his wrestling license back, and has allowed to return to full time wrestling.

• June 5th, 2006
  Its official the Next COW Show will be MooMania III The Final Feast on Sunday June 11th, 2006 at the Danford Arena. To see the Official Card, Click here

• June 12th, 2006
  MooMania III The Final Feast has taken place, and what an event it was!
  To see the results from the Event look Here

• June 13th, 2006
  Our New COWmissioner Justice has officially taken office. No Official work yet, but Justice has been getting a lot of complaints about Political Steve's term in office.

• June 18th, 2006
  Chili-CookOff was a success.
  The Annual Chili Cook-Off took place at Casa de Drunks, WhYno did quite well. The even of course hosted by Casa de Drunks featured guests from all over competing. Last years Runner up (WhYno won, but refused the prize) Mark Vuscos returned to the competition as well as Senor Sexxay was there to compete as well as a couple other COW Stars. Frankie Foley showed up to compete, and then decided to judge instead. And Dangerous Dolphin was also a judge as well as a House of Sexxay Employee, Josh Duhmass (seriously that is his last name). There were 7 Judges total. This two day event brought many people out. A Three Way Tie Resulted at the end of Saturday Night,  Causing a re-cook-off between Senor Sexxay, WhYno and Mark Vuscos on Sunday. It was another close event, but Senor Sexxay eventually won admitting he used a special beer mix in his chili.
  Senor Sexxay and WhYno consider this part of their Bar-Off, so the score comes into play here.
  WhYno a bit Irate Challenged Sexxay to another challenge, and Sexxay accepted, in July they will have another challenge, yet to be explained. But WhYno guarantees it will an event to see.
  The score between the bars is now: Casa de Drunks 2  -  House of Sexxay 3

• June 23rd, 2006
  Bobby Zoolander's Life Coach has been named, Ioxa Myashin, (pronounced I-ox-uh My-ah-shin), he has been a constant companion to Zoolander for many weeks.

• June 23rd, 2006
  The Fourth Inductee into the COW-Wrestling.com Wall Of Fame has been Announced. To See Who Click Here

• June 24th, 2006
  Justice Released his First Official Statement as COWMissioner of COW.
  To Read it Click Here.

• June 26th, 2006
  After the statement made by COWMissioner Justice, Las Noticias Persiguen felt the need to clear the air about things he said about the COWMissioner, in which he felt things were Misconstrued.  Click Here to Read that Article

• June 30th, 2006
  COWMissioner Justice had a volunteer to be his Secretary.....Although he wanted to call the job "Sexretary". Jaso volunteered his services to the COWMissioner.

• July 4th, 2006
  Casa de Drunks had a BIG fourth of July Bash...In which WhYno got hammered, and actually allowed Dangerous Dolphin, and Frankie Foley to shoot him with a fully loaded paint ball gun.
  Nonetheless WhYno ended up with HUGE welts all over his body. The worst one being above his right eye.

• July 5th, 2006
  COWMissioner Justice officially hired Jaso has his secretary. Based on the fact that he was the only one who applied who was officially qualified for the job. He would not refer to his job as "sexretary" or if he did it was grounds for termination. Because COWMissioner Justice wants a professional working environment.

• July 6th 2006
  Teddy Blanchard was arrested for soliciting a "Woman of the Night". This time he did not deny the fact that he did it.

• July 7th 2006
  Haul E. Paymen started a petition to wrestle again. And be allowed to use his wrestling license.

• July 7th 2006
  Still no word on whether or not Hayes Rutherford Orndorff will be hired into COW-Wrestling.com

• July 7th 2006
  We know it was some sort of magic trick pulled somewhere along the line to make Mysterious Mark look like a Broom Stick, but even his shadowy figure which looms darkly around the catacombs of the Danford Arena have not been seen or felt in the past month, since he lost the match. I know one thing is for certain, he is still employed by COW, at present, however he has not been around, and is not on vacation. His Magical Disappearance Act has even a few Cow Stars wondering.
  The Ominous Broom Stick that was "Revealed to be Mysterious Mark" sits quietly locked in a glass box along with one of the infamous "masks" that Mysterious Mark wore around, at the back of the vestibule of the Danford Arena. (the back part of the lobby before you run into the elevators.) It is dimly lit and sits next to a plaque with the names of all of the COW Heavyweight Champions.

• July 7th 2006
  Las Noticias Persiguen made a comment on the home page stating that:
  "Syco Christine's mental state is still in question, as she disappeared again with no explanation."
  Syco Christine combated that remark and called for a meeting with Las Noticias Persiguen.

• July 9th to July 11th, 2006
  The Following Conversation took place on the COWBoard in regards to Mysterious Mark:  

  • Angry COW Fan Quote: "I can't believe that they put Mysterious Mark in a glass box! Can he breathe in there? Do they feed him for cryin' out loud! Where does he go to the restroom at? Is he able to get out of there? Just because he lost the match and was revealed doesn't mean you lock him up in a glass case and display him for all the world to see. Isn't enough... ENOUGH!? The poor guy lost one match, it may have been the biggest match of his career, but why make him suffer more for it. Shame on you... Shame, shame, shame! "

  • LNP Quote: "Well let me tell you something, the "broom-stick" that was revealed to be Mysterious Mark is very well taken care of. The REAL Mysterious Mark, is still being elusive and has not been seen. Yes, I am saying that what was revealed to be Mysterious Mark, was not actually Mysterious Mark. He did however participate in the match, but pulled some sort of magic trick and disappeared before the match was over. Win Lose or Draw, Mysterious Mark did not want to be revealed.
    So see things how you wish. He could be a real man, or he could have been some "robotic broom stick" it is up to you to decide whatever you believe. But I am telling you now, he is around, just being Mysterious. And he isnt a broom stick."

• July 18th, 2006
  Syco Christine wrote the following article in response to her meeting with LNP about his comment made on July 7th on the home page bringing Syco Christine's Mental Capabilities into question To Read her response click here.

• July 18th through July 20th, 2006
  Another Discussion about Mysterious Mark and what happened at MooMania III

  • Angry COW Fan Quote:  Ugly Guy's Quote: "Yes, I am saying that what was revealed to be Mysterious Mark, was not actually Mysterious Mark. He did however participate in the match, but pulled some sort of magic trick and disappeared before the match was over."
    You know what THAT "magic trick" was!?!?!? It was a VERY bad editing of the COW P.P.V, where it was completely obvious that the camera was turned off to let Mysterious Mark escape and be replaced by a broom. I could have edited it much better than that! I would have at least put the broom in the same position Mark was before I cut to another camera angle.
    It would have been much more "realistic" that way... BUT NOOOOOOOO... They had to show The Truck taking the jacket off of a standing Mark and then cut to the broom lying on the ground with the jacket on it. UGH and Great Scott! Great Oogily Moogily! It's just sad that I wasn't directing COW's MooMania III. Sad, sad, saaaaad!

  • WhYno Quote:  I am actually agreeing...the whole Mysterious Mark/Broom idea was bad, but it was pretty funny, you have to admit that!

  • The Mysterious One Quote: 

    It's amazing that even in my absence, people can't stop talking about me For all you neigh sayers out there, I feel it is my job to inform you about what ACTUALLY occurred in the match between the Truck and (future Heavy Weight Champion) Mysterious Mark. When I heard my secret identity would be on the line in a match versus the doughboy-like Truck, I decided to take some precautionary measures. I ran out to the local video vender to obtain a copy of the latest Harry Potter movie (Gobbling a Liar...Great Balls of Fire...no, Goblet of Fire, that's the one!)...After a pointless, plot-hole filled 2 hrs, I decided to go to my local dark wizard library, located just outside of Mysterious Land. It's there that I learned the amazing switcheroo spell that allowed me to switch places with my trusty broom (it's the only friend I have in COW, no one really trusts people with secret identities). Its not that I fear revealing my identity, but I just feel that any great, masked hero has to have his/her identity revealed by a love interest, and despite the Trucks’ curiously well shaped rack, I don’t have any interest in him…
    So in closing, start worshipping me as the greatest wizard of all time, especially you Potter loving brats, he’s going to die in the next book anyway, so you had better get on my good side now! Furthermore, I am demanding a title shot, or you’ll never see MM again (or worse yet, I’ll interfere in every title match that occurs without me )

  • WoW Quote: That is Great Stuff!!!

  • WoW Quote: Mysterious Mark should have a movie made about him!

  • Rabbi J  Quote: I really dont know if i should applaud Mark or hunt him down like a turkey and shoot him...aaahhh...the choices...there is just too many of them...

• July 28th, 2006
  MooMania III The Final Feast Event Photos Finally Online
  To View Them Click Here

• August 1st, 2006
  LNP wrote an article that had everyone stumped. An Article in which he named no names, but rather asked everyone to guess whom the person was based on the clues he gave. 
  No One was able to guess the people listed.
  To View that Article and take your guesses, go to Article 6 off of LNP's Page

• August 1st, 2006
  The Mysterious Mark "broom" has vanished from its enclosure in the Hall of Champions in the Danford Arena. No clues as to whom it might be.

• August 18th, 2006
  WhYno found out Senor Sexxay really does care!
  WhYno's quote from the board:

  ahh...Sexxxay does care!!!
  what a damn nice guy!!!
  Wanna hug big guy??

• August 18th, 2006
  COWMissioner Justice has officially caught up on all of his work. He got all of his backed up paperwork from when Political Steve was in office, finished on August 12th, and it took him 6 days to continue catch up on the rest of his usual work.

• August 20th, 2006
  Hayes Rutherford Orndorff was officially hired into COW-Wrestling. Thanks mostly in part to COWMissioner Justice

• August 31st, 2006
  Syco Christine was banned for one month from the Danford Arena by the Russo's because of a comment made to them about their hair, and Jason Russo's Balding. They tried to make it for a year, but COWMissioner Justice overturned that and made it for one month.

• September 1st, 2006
  Vandalism has run amuck in COW at the Danford Arena. Someone has vandalized not only the cars parked in the parking lot, but the arena itself. And they also had the nerve to attempt to burn a hole in the "squared circle"

• September 1st, 2006
  It has been announced that the Next person to be inducted into the Wall of Fame will be inducted soon.

• September 1st, 2006
  Yet another bar-off even has taken place. a Poker Night was set between the bars, and The House of Sexxay showed up at Oficinas del Drunks at about seven pm local time. WhYno and his employees showed up about 6:30pm Because both WhYno and Sexxay agreed with each other that there would be no drinking. Although beer would be served in moderation. 
  They played harshly Seven Card. Many competitors went out quickly. After about three hours, WhYno, Sexxay, Dangerous Dolphin, and a House of Sexxay Employee were the only four remaining. (It was not clear how Frankie Foley was eliminated but after about an hour and a half he left the table because there were no chips left. It is believed that the competitors on each side of him took his chips. But it was decided it didnt matter, because Foley was asleep half the time anyways)
  When the final four were left. WhYno put all in and he had a Straight Flush. Senor Sexxay beat him out holding a Royal Flush. Sending WhYno into the background. The game continued and then Jose the House of Sexxay employee went out on a bad hand holding only a pair to Dangerous Dolphins and Senor Sexxay's both three of a kind.
  Down to two competitors both with chips being about even. And this being the final hand. As both players put all in. Sexxay pulled a 6,7 of the same suit. Dangerous Dolphin had a pair of 2's  with the flip the cards showing were:
  2,8,10,4  and the final card flipped was an Ace.
  Dangerous Dolphin won with a three of a kind.
  Senor Sexxay a bit irate, but congratulated Dangerous Dolphin with his teeth gritted and he walked out of the building. (his leg acting up on him, he walked out with a limp). Sexxay could not contest the winning, because someone who worked for him was dealing the cards. The dealers consisted of one person from each bar who had experience in dealing. They took turns dealing and it just so happened on the last hand that Senor Sexxay's employee was the dealer.
  The score between the bars is now: Casa de Drunks 3  -  House of Sexxay 3

• September 4th 2006
  A Labor Day party was held at the House of Sexxay, and was quite an event. Sexxay had fireworks, and all the sort. He had the fireworks spell out his name. He also unveiled the newest feature in the House of Sexxay, a employee portrait. Of course Sexxay is the one who stands out the most. And of course he is in the middle of the picture.  WhYno showed up to Sexxay's bash, quite sober, and just came to "watch the festivities" Whyno had a good time, for about two hours until Sexxay spotted him, and walked over to him. Sexxay asked WhYno why he was there, and said he wasnt welcome. Sexxay then asked WhYno. WhYno said "No, Make me, pretty drunk boy" And Sexxay grinded his teeth and waved to security, who came over quickly. Sexxay then changed his mind, and said, "I'll tell ya what, if you can beat me at arm wrestling, then you can stay. I challenge you, bar vs. bar. what do you say?"  The Sober WhYno, then nodded his had and said, "You're on man!" And they were quickly brought a table. A security guard was appointed the Ref of the challenge, and then the counted down: 3, 2, 1, GO. Sexxay got the advantage at the beginning, and then WhYno growled and pushed a little bit more, and pushed Sexxay's hand down, for the win. Sexxay visibly not happy, kept his word, and allowed WhYno to stay. WhYno walked over to the keg, grabbed a few, and sat down in a chair and watched the fireworks, and ate the barbeque. WhYno was happy he was allowed to stay, and quietly enjoyed the rest of his evening. WhYno had none of his employees/friends there, he was just there to enjoy the night
  The score between the bars is now: Casa de Drunks 4  -  House of Sexxay 3
                                    (since Sexxay did declare it bar vs. bar challenge)

• September 9th 2006
  A New Feature has been added to the site the Hall Of Champions, which is located in the Danford Arena. It has been much heard and talked about, and now we have a picture of it for you to see. View the page here

• September 11th, 2006
  Las Noticias Persiguen was in a serious car wreck, and has been brought to the hospital. No word on his condition as of yet.

• September 13th 2006
  Las Noticias Persiguen has been issued as good condition in the hospital. No visitors are allowed to see him, and mainly his request. But he is doing ok. Syco Christine spoke with him, and he is looking forward to getting back into Working in COW soon. He has a broken arm, and a fractured pelvis. And had 24 stitches in his head, from where his head cracked into the windshield. The police said it was a good thing he was wearing a seatbelt. 
  He was following a COW Star working on a story, but a drunk driver ran a red light and smacked into him in the middle of the intersection. And his car was totaled. It was a miracle that no one perished in the accident based on the pictures Syco Christine saw of the wreck. LNP's car was almost bent in half.

• September 17th 2006
  COWmissioner Justice is working hard to figure out whom it was vandalizing the Danford Arena, and the cars in the parking lot. So far no leads, and the surveillance tapes show nothing.

• September 21st, 2006
  The fifth inductee into the COW-Wrestling.com Wall of Fame has been Announced. To See who it is, Click Here

• October 1st 2006
  The COW Farm has temporarily closed, because of structural issues. One of the walls started to buckle. And crumble after what felt like an earthquake hit the building. It was actually a large truck that was "driven" into the building.

• October 13th 2006
  As the fifth inductee was introduced into the Wall of Fame, a bunch of controversy erupted as many think this person does not deserve to be inducted.  Let me state now, that this is a serious process that includes a lot of scrutiny, so, this person was chosen after a long drawn out process. And we believe he makes the right person to be the fifth inductee.

• October 13th 2006
  Bobby Zoolander has been asked to do some endorsement deals. But his current contract states that without the permission of COWMissioner, he is not allowed to do anything but basically train. So he doesnt fall out of line and lose himself again.
  Bobby Zoolander said he was going to turn them down regardless, he said he hasnt felt up to showing his "Fanciness" in a long time. And right now he just "needs to keep his head in the game" according to Ioxa Myashin.

• October 20th 2006
  Dangerous Dolphin was given his an ALL CLEAR from the Doctors, saying that he was officially mentally stable, or Stable Enough to move on with his life. COW officially took WhYno off the job of keeping his eye on Dangerous Dolphin, who was a bit confused as to that. WhYno said though, that even though he never thought it would happen in the beginning he and Dangerous Dolphin and Frankie Foley are good Friends. And DD would not be asked nor told he had to leave. He has made his home Casa de Drunks, and he is always welcome there.

• October 31st 2006
  A Halloween Special Day at Casa de Drunks was brought on by WhYno. And an impromptu contest was held by the employees. The Senor Sexxxay and his employees heard of this, and they came over and the competition was on. The winners were tied, and you would never believe the two who won. Senor Sexxxay dressed up as a mirror. And WhYno was dressed up as his favorite Liquor. And they both were voted winners by the patrons.  They declared it an official challenge of the Bars
  The score between the bars is now: Casa de Drunks 5  -  House of Sexxay 4

• November 7th 2006
  COWmissioner Justice working hard on getting papers in order for the upcoming COW Event. Getting his papers in order and making sure the contracts are signed.
  COWMissioner Justice, and his secretary Jaso, have been busy making sure all the work is done.

• November 13th 2006
  The Ball Busters Declared:
  "Give us your sick, your poor, you weak, your drunk, your sexxxay,
  your cursed and your doom and we will run through them all. Nothing
  can stop the locomotion that is the Ball Busters. When we are done
  with Super Sloppy Cyber Sunday/Saturday we will not only have
  proven our selves as the BEST but as the most unstoppable team in
  Wrestling History."

• November 16th 2006
  COW Stores have  been put up. To View the stores go here.

• November 22nd 2006
  Political Steve offered to form a "Rebellion" with the Cluck.

• November 22nd 2006
  Cluck accepted the offer and joined the "Rebellion" with Political Steve, and suggested that Christophe Eugene join too.

• November 22nd 2006
  Senor Sexxay Claims that Blonze was thrown out of The House Sexxxay three nights in a row excessive intoxication and unruly behavior.

• November 30th 2006
  COWMissioner Justice has been hard at work with the everyday goings on of the Danford Arena.  With the Upcoming COW Show getting ready, and matches changing all of the time, the COWMissioner has his hands full.

• December 6th 2006
  Political Steve said, "Unfortunately, lads and lassies the COW arena might not be available. I will say if this is so then I should the title anyway because of might great rassisling abilities and being the most hansome man in COW (okay sencond to Senor Sexxxay I mean thats nothing to be ashamed of where\'s my Presitge??)"

• December 7th 2006
  It has been heard that Blonze was kicked out of The House of Sexxxay because he was too Drunk, Sexxay claims three nights in a row on November 22nd. On December 7th, he was banned from House of Sexxxay, because he was hitting on the bartender. And threatened to beat the snot out of Sexxxay for being asked to leave the bar. 
  Blonze then made his way to Casa de Drunks, where he was also kicked out of, because he was being more unruly than the most wasted person in the room.

• December 8th 2006
  An outrage erupted because of Political Steve's Statement that the COW Event Scheduled for Later in December may not take place.

• December 8th 2006
  It was made public that Las Noticias Persiguen is still recovering from his severe car accident, it turns out that he had a severely broken hip and was missed with all of his other injuries somehow, and he had to have a hip replacement, in the past week he has also had to undergo a knee replacement unrelated to his car wreck.

• December 8th 2006
  COWMissioner Justice told us, "Things are still in the forward motion regarding the COW Show, Nothing is set in stone yet, because we do not know officially if the Arena will be Available or not. So things are still being set up and signed."

• December 10th 2006
  Another Battle of The Bars will occur, of course with this time of year it was about decorations. To see who was in the most festive of moods. Senor Sexxxay decided that he was going to Challenge WhYno to see who could decorate the outside of their bars better.
  For this to occur the rules were set out, they would have two days to decorate, and on the 12th it would be judged. And then WhYno agreed but also said he wanted to challenge Sexxxay to a baking contest too. A cookie baking contest to take place after the judging of the outside of the bars on the 12th. Senor Sexxxay reluctantly accepted.

• December 12th 2006
  11:09am, Political Steve made the following official announcement:

  "Unfortunately the Danford arena is kapoot, and the COW Show is canceled, however I would like to take this chance the plug the COW store where you can get your POLITICAL STEVE merchandise, nothings says CHRISTmas like a political steve buttton"

• December 12th 2006
  The decoration ceremony at Casa de Drunks, and The House of Sexxxay set to take place Both bars did an extravagant job. Both Bars very well decorated and with almost literally tons of lights between the two bars.
  At 11pm, The lights were turned on, and the judging began. Senor Sexxay had an advantage much to WhYno's dismay, because Senor Sexxxay knocked out the electricity in the area because he used so many lights, and he won by default.
  The score between the bars is now: Casa de Drunks 5  -  House of Sexxay 5

• December 12th 2006
  Following the decoration ceremony, WhYno and Senor Sexxxay had a bake-off of the cookie kind. The rules for this were that the cookies (or fudge) were to ONLY be made by Senor Sexxxay and WhYno, they were to have no help at all, and they were to make three different types of cookies (or fudge), one of them had to have beer in them (not certain of who came up with this one) and would be judged on the best two out of three.
  WhYno had a home-made from scratch sugar cookie, a chocolate-beer-cookie, and a "Drunken Peanuty Butter Fudge"
  Senor Sexxxay made a regular chocolate fudge, a fudge with beer, and a homemade chocolate chip cookie.
  WhYno won with the "Drunken Peanuty Butter Fudge" compared to Sexxxay's fudge.
  Senor Sexxxay wone with his  Chocolate Chip Cookie compared to WhYno's sugar cookie, but by a hair only. (Not Literally).
  And in the final round the baking with beer,  it was a tie the judges declared that both were equally "interesting" and they couldn't declare a winner on those.
  They were asked to bake one more time, this time a cake (with only the rules that they had to make it on their own).
  WhYno made a cake from a box, and Senor Sexxxay made a cake from scratch.
  After the cakes were done, it came down to the last judge, who voted for Senor Sexxxay. 
  WhYno was disappointed, but said, "You can't judge a bar on the baker." and then he took a swig from his bottle and a bite of his cookie and walked away.
  Senor Sexxxay was all grins about this win, because now he is in the lead in the BarOff.
  The score between the bars is now: Casa de Drunks 5  -  House of Sexxay 6

• December 13th 2006
  An irritated WhYno told Senor Sexxxay there would be one more challenge before the end of the year, as he see is it, and then the battle between the bars would continue into next year.
  WhYno then declared that, the person with the most visitors to their bar that night (so that they would not have time to advertise any specials would win this round.) And they were not allowed to go out and pull people off the street. The people had to stick around from the time the bar started serving until 10:45 when the head count would occur and you could not force anyone to stay around.
  Sexxxay agreed, mainly because in the past three months business has been very good at the bar.
  So that night the head count too place, both places had a high number of people in their bars, but four people walked out of The House of Sexxxay bar before the head count took place. 
  If they hadnt walked out, Senor Sexxay would have won by two people. Instead WhYno, and Casa de Drunks won by one.
  The Score in the Battle of the Bars is now
  The score between the bars is now: Casa de Drunks 6  -  House of Sexxay 6

• December 14th 2006
  Sexxxay declared another challenge to WhYno, on New Year's Eve, in one more battle before the year is up. Senor Sexxxay said he wants to have some sort of New Years Ever competition, but he and WhYno are unsure of the rules of the competition yet. WhYno did accept the challenge. Calling Sexxxay something along the way, and saying to Sexxxay after the challenge was issued "You really want your as$ beat doncha pretty boy?"
  Sexxxay didnt reply, instead just grinned and walked away.
  The two have a common meeting ground to issue challenges, it is a park half way in between each bar in which they decide what is going to happen. Most of the time, if WhYno doesnt decide to call Sexxxay and issue challenges over the phone. WhYno can be seen at this park noshing down a sub sandwich of some kind, chasing it with some chips and of course his favorite thing of all a beer to wash it down, on pretty much any day. And Sexxxay one day walking through the park to "scout the locals" saw WhYno, and they talked for about a minute and decided it would be common ground.

• December 14th 2006
  Senor Sexxxay has finally figured out who has been prank calling his bar since the beginning of this year, and the reason it has taken him so long, is because the phone number used it a different one each time. It turns out that it was Blonze. Blonze, who is even more Irate with Sexxxay now that he has been Banned from House of Sexxxay, just decided it would be funny. And while the two have teamed together in the past, nothing is to say that their on again off again friendship isnt on the rocks now, with Blonze's  "Juvenile Behaviorisms" as was said by Senor Sexxxay.
  Blonze would not admit to it, but he was finally caught when he tried to use a phone in Casa de Drunks to prank Senor Sexxxay's bar.

• December 26th 2006
  WhYno, a bit tipsy and barefoot, knocked over a Christmas Tree in his bar, and shattered all of the ornaments on it. One of the ornaments fell on his foot, and WhYno spent his whole day after Christmas in the hospital waiting to have the glass dug out of his foot. He ended up having 29 stitches in his foot, and hobbled out of the hospital on crutches.

• December 31st 2006
  WhYno and Senor Sexxxay had their next challenge against each other with their bars working hard, they would rush to see who could scramble up the best New Years eve celebration, and they only had one hour to get everything together. Sexxxay agreed, but cheated and started two hours early, and had a three to one lead. When it came down to judging, Sexxxay won, and then admitted he had screwed over WhYno. WhYno infuriated, vowed revenge.
  The score between the bars is now: Casa de Drunks 6  -  House of Sexxay 7

 

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